100 WORD SKITTLE // Flies & Zips

I’ve just realised why some avoid stepping on cracks in pavements. The genius of this explanation lies in its simplicity. Wait ’til you hear it. It’ll blow your mind!

Oh, hold on, guys. My pants fell down. I’ll return to cracks in a moment…

Okay, so… cracks. Modern pavements are made from concrete that includes fly ash. You follow? Flies? Zippers? There’s a connection, right?

For the love of… now my zip’s too tight. Gotta handle this before it squeezes cracks in my nadgers

Regarding pavements… oh, wouldn’t you know it! My one hundred words’re up already. Next time, guys!

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20 thoughts on “100 WORD SKITTLE // Flies & Zips

  1. This is the greatest numbers of likes on a post talking about zippers and cracks I’ve ever seen. It’s actually pretty amazing. Congratulations!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Awe shucks, I thought I was really going to learn the reason why we shouldn’t step on cracks in the sidewalk. You are just too funny for words. I love it very much. 💕💕

    Liked by 3 people

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