I’ve just realised why some avoid stepping on cracks in pavements. The genius of this explanation lies in its simplicity. Wait ’til you hear it. It’ll blow your mind!
Oh, hold on, guys. My pants fell down. I’ll return to cracks in a moment…
Okay, so… cracks. Modern pavements are made from concrete that includes fly ash. You follow? Flies? Zippers? There’s a connection, right?
For the love of… now my zip’s too tight. Gotta handle this before it squeezes cracks in my nadgers…
Regarding pavements… oh, wouldn’t you know it! My one hundred words’re up already. Next time, guys!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
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This was funny!
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Hee hee. Thanks!
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I love Cliffhangers…
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They leave us wanting more! 🙂
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amazing work
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Thank you, Nancy! 🙂
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This is the greatest numbers of likes on a post talking about zippers and cracks I’ve ever seen. It’s actually pretty amazing. Congratulations!
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Thank you! We’re as surprised as you are! 😛
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Awe shucks, I thought I was really going to learn the reason why we shouldn’t step on cracks in the sidewalk. You are just too funny for words. I love it very much. 💕💕
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It shall be forever a secret! 🤣
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Hahahaha 😃😁🤣
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🤣 😛
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Ah I did find the connection. Lols
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😁🤣
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Mad!
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And we wouldn’t have it any other way! 😁
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This one was like a cigarette: it was short and left me wanting for more. 🙂
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We are the nicotine of the online literary world. 😉
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Brace yourself!
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I see what you did there! (Hee hee.) 😛
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