They say the pyramids are perfection itself. Are they though? Let’s look.
No balconies. Where are the pharaohs supposed to dry their gilded gruds?
No windows. Can their indoor pot plants flourish without sunlight?
No wallpapers or furniture. How will their cats sharpen their sacred claws?
Speaking of cats, let’s take a leaf from their book. They like cardboard boxes, yes? Do you see cardboard boxes inside the pyramids? No! Only piles of rotting papyrus with strange doodles.
Cardboard boxes belong outside with their flaps open. Compact. Portable. Humble mansions with natural air conditioning. Now that’s perfection. Not silly pyramids!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
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Seeing from a cat’s perspective made me question whether Pyramid is really a wonder. My daughter will completely agree with you. She pushed me to make a playhouse and later playschool of a cardboard box. Maybe we should make Cardboard box factories one wonder each.
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We totally agree with you and your daughter, Shaily. Cardboard factories can be all the wonders of the world!
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That’s a good one 😃
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Thank you, Rez! 😀
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Very funny. I like its briefness too.
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Thank you, Frank! 🙂
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Well written, the way I personally interpret this is that there is no such thing as perfection really, though pyramids are beautiful they obviously aren’t the most practical place to live.
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We’re big admirers of the humble cardboard box, we are! 😛
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I really love this one.
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Thanks, Carrie! We’re kinda enamoured of this one too. 😛
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🤣
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Never thought this way 😂😂 yeah you are right.
Brilliantly written 👏👏
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Cardboard boxes FTW! 😛
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Love this! Wonderfully written.
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Thanks so much! 🙂
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Has Tati gone from being a cat lady to a lady-cat ? Good progress!
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I think she’s always been a bit like a cat really… 😛
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Thank you for chuckling me. Brilliant. 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Hee hee. Thank you! 😛
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🙂
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