100 WORD SKITTLE // The Supermarket Algorithm

Shoebill was clacking her massive beak in Capybara’s face again.

“I. Said. One. Carton. қымыз. You. Are. Stupid. Mammal.”

She was always clacking in Morse code. You know, instead of communicating normally and just saying shit. Normally.

Anyway, Capybara was rather embarrassed now, like any man in the face of tough woman’s logic. Had he not followed her request, step for step? “Can you go down to the store for a carton of қымыз?” she’d clacked. “And if they have coconuts, get four.” So, what was the problem? The store had coconuts, so he’d gotten four cartons of қымыз.

Simple!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021

18 thoughts on “100 WORD SKITTLE // The Supermarket Algorithm

    • Naah! That’s simple enough. Fishes lay eggs and came before Hens did. It is slightly more complicated, like why would Moon circle around Earth and not Sun, and why would Lion eat meat if grass makes Elephant the strongest mammal…It is a matter of nature and evolution–men and women evolved as different species on different planes before descending on Earth…For details, please read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

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