Shoebill was clacking her massive beak in Capybara’s face again.
“I. Said. One. Carton. қымыз. You. Are. Stupid. Mammal.”
She was always clacking in Morse code. You know, instead of communicating normally and just saying shit. Normally.
Anyway, Capybara was rather embarrassed now, like any man in the face of tough woman’s logic. Had he not followed her request, step for step? “Can you go down to the store for a carton of қымыз?” she’d clacked. “And if they have coconuts, get four.” So, what was the problem? The store had coconuts, so he’d gotten four cartons of қымыз.
Simple!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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The old gray mare ain’t what she used to be. —Peace
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I am answering behalf of my husband he is happy to know someone rightly acknowledged. Now am in bad shape. 😉
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Oops! 🤣
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I read this, laughed and then passed the laptop to my husband. He read it, nodded, said “perfectly reasonable”.
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He’s a wise man! 😋
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He went to the market for қымыз, they had coconuts. So he bought four cartons. I don’t see where he went wrong.
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And yet wrong he was. It seems to be some kind of law or something. 😦
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Rule#1: Men are always wrong.
Rule#2: Men are only right when they agree with women.
Rule#3: Men never agree with women.
Rule#4: Men are always wrong.
If you don’t agree, you are a man!
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Guilty as charged! 😋
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Most men don’t understand women…but then, if only women understood men, they would be clearer…
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Is this a chicken or the egg thing? 😋
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Naah! That’s simple enough. Fishes lay eggs and came before Hens did. It is slightly more complicated, like why would Moon circle around Earth and not Sun, and why would Lion eat meat if grass makes Elephant the strongest mammal…It is a matter of nature and evolution–men and women evolved as different species on different planes before descending on Earth…For details, please read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
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And so… we meet again😉👌
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It’s the circle of life, my friend!
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😁
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You have succeeded, I thought I was just slow on the draw😁
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Not at all. In fact, you’re as quick as a whip!
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This is funny, although it took me a moment to get it😂❤️❤️❤️
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Yes, it does kinda sneak up on you! (Which is exactly what we were hoping it would do.) 😋
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