PERFECTION IN ACTION // Lay an Egg

Whenever I meet somebody for the first time, I don’t ask them where they work, what hobbies they have, and other bullshit. My first question is always, “How do you feel about platypuses?”

If they look at me as though I’ve suddenly grown a second head, I turn around and walk away. If they say that they love platypuses, I slap them across the face then turn around and walk away. If they say that they hate platypuses, I spit under their feet then turn around and walk away.

It’s hard to make new friends in this modern, soulless society.

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022

45 thoughts on “PERFECTION IN ACTION // Lay an Egg

  1. more like, how do you feel about the destruction of the creeks and streams in which platypuses – platypii, platypodes? – live and forage. they are well cute at foraging, but the poisonous spur at the hind leg is a bonus.

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