It was a dark and stormy night. As always, I hid under the blanket with an apple, a copy of the Encyclopædia Britannica and a tiny flashlight.
On this occasion, I was engrossed with the sixth volume (Châtelet to Constantine), namely the entry on Christmas. I needed to prepare my arguments for next week’s theology club dispute. And I considered it a ‘dispute’ because rarely was the debate civil. It tended to be more like a wrestling smackdown of biblical proportions.
According to the text, the body of gospel tradition began not with the birth, but the baptism. And Herod the Great ordered the ‘massacre of the innocents’ which was news to me. Hm. Were there really three wise men? Mum and Dad never said anything to me about a census either. And why were the dates listed vague at best?
Anxious, I stared at the holes in my hands. There was no way I was going to win with such lame argumentation. In frustration, I bit my flashlight instead of the apple. Everything plunged into darkness.
But then I pulled myself together. No, those who’d believe would… well, simply believe. I adjusted the light of my halo over the page and read on.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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Love it.
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Thank you! 😄
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Great post! We all need to doubt ourselves less and believe, through Christ who strengthens us, in ourselves. We can sometimes be our own worst enemy. Great lesson. Great post. Thanks.
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Thank you, Patricia.
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I bet that would be the tongue instead no?
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We’ll leave that for you to decide! 😋
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I detect a slight Napoleonic complex here – LOL
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Hee hee hee. 😋
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You the best Tony😂❤️👌
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Aw, thank you, my friend! 😆
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Powerful!
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Thanks, Josh!
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Very nice.
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Thank you so much!
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Brilliant. I’m laughing. I so so so so so love it!!!!!!
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Hee hee. Then our work is done! 😆
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Indeed yes 😊 😊 😊
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Ooh, I really like this! I did not see that twist coming. 🙂
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We love to get a twist in there whenever we can! 😄
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Poor teeth…
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Nah. They were rotten to the core. 😆
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Lol 🤣
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😋
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