He said, “Just look at his rather noble profile! You can hang this above your fireplace and tell everyone it’s your Grandfather. Thirty euros only!”
She thought, “I hated my Grandfather when he was alive, and I hate him now, so why would I want a painting of him above the fireplace I don’t have? And it looks nothing like him!”
But out loud she said, “Just look at my rather peasant nose. It’s an artichoke! Who’d believe that this refined gentleman is my Grandfather? Fifteen!”
He grimaced, saying, “You’re right. I can sell it for five.”
She punched him.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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Fun!
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So glad you liked it, Katherine! 😆
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An amusing start to Mother’s Day…
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Hee hee. Thank you, Rae! 😋
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The portrait reminds me of the Monopoly guy for some reason 😁
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Perhaps a cousin or something? 🤭
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Ooohhh perhaps 😜
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Haha. Liked that
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Thank you! 😋
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