Echidna had been watching Platypus for some time. It was now or never. She made a spurt, grip, jerk and… plop! An egg bomb right from her very bum hole to lob at the duck-billed bastard!
Thing is, she hadn’t accounted for her incredibly poor aim. Instead of splatting Platypus’s gormless face with it, the egg ended up all over Dingo’s snout instead. And, like the uncultured yob he was, Dingo licked off the runny, jagged mess and hoiked it all into Kangaroo’s pouch.
And then the final whistle shrilled. The fans howled with disappointment. It was a zero draw.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2023
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hey
cool blog 🙂 will give it a follow and a like !
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Thanks, Jason! 😀
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hey
cool blog 🙂 will give it a follow and a like !
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Thank you! 😀
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For some reason I was seeing women’s football…😊
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Actually, I think I see what you mean… 🤣
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Tony,
Love the animal action. Very Aussie. Thanks, Gary
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Thanks, Gary! 😀
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hey
lovely blog hope all is well
happy blogging.
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Thanks so much! 😀
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So now we are into scatological humor. Still very good and very funny.
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What can I say? We’re incorrigible! 😆
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Hey there! We absolutely love reading people’s blogs and the entertaining content that creators like you publish. Your authentic experiences enriches the diverse online community that we all admire. Keep writing and inspiring your audience, because your words can make a lasting impact on the world. We can’t wait to read what you’ll share next!
Thanks – pomeranianpoppa
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Thanks heaps! 😀
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I relate to Echidna in having a bad aim 😁
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I’m pretty bad with that myself too! 😛
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Well, cheers to us then! 😁
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