“Ahchoo!”
I was running late. I should’ve left fifteen minutes ago but a sneezing fit put the kibosh on that.
I sneezed from the front door back to the bathroom cabinet where I hoped the antihistamines were. I saw myself as I opened the mirrored door, all streaming nose and puffy eyes.
“Ahchoo!”
I looked at my watch. I should’ve left five minutes ago. Stop… five? I rubbed my eyes. No, the time was right. So, what would I need to do to get back to not being late? Get another sneezing fit? Cough? Fart?
Time travel, eh? Who knew?
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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👋🫂I started following your blog. I hope you also follow mine and so we grow together!
Thank you. Greetings from the south of Spain 🇪🇸
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Thanks so much, my friend!
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Somehow farting myself back to the glorious past appeals to my Calvin and Hobbes soul.
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What a great comic strip that was… 😄
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I loved it. I thought Calvin and I had a lot in common. 😁
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And I kinda wished I was more like Hobbes! 😛
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What a life of adventure Calvin and Hobbes have together. I’ll do my best to live by the standards they set for us. 🤣
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Tony,
It’s funny what can slow down a moment. A little, drip, drip, drip.
Thanks, Gary
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It’s amazing what mundane little things can make time stand still. 😛
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You’ve unlocked a way to travel back in time. It’s going to take a couple more sneezes though. 😁
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Quite a few more, I should think. Time to break out the pepper grinder! 😛
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😂
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I love the idea of time travel through sneezing!
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It would make having hay fever totally worth it! 😛
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Think where covid could take you? And what if farts propelled you forward?
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Imagine how far into the future one could be flung! 😆
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🚀😉🤣
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That’s an impressive take on time travel LOL
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Well, it’s bound to be happening in an alternate universe somewhere… 😆
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Undoubtedly. 😻
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Snot the time to overthink it, just consider yourself lucky to have gotten the time back- its nothing to be sneezed at.
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Not gonna lie… I always look forward to your comments. 😛
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Awww, bless you- or gesundheit?
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😆
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Another reason to hate Mondays. Hope you’re okay now.
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Thanks, my friend!
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Totally relatable and very well-written!! Kudos!!
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Thank you, Suzette!
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