Once upon a time, Vladimir Putin shot himself in the head and billions around the globe rejoiced. Steven Seagal, however, did not rejoice. He mourned the death of his boyfriend and never made another shitty martial arts movie ever again. And this too caused the billions around the globe to rejoice. The end.
P.S. Though one other person did cry… but who cares?
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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Oh god Tony…. I love this..😹thanks for always catching us up. Gotta put you in favorites .. will do now. xo 💓
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Aw, thank you, Cindy! So glad we could put a little chuckle into your day! 😄
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You’re so welcome and you so did.. I shared it too🫶🏽😹💞
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Thank you for sharing it, Cindy! We’re so glad others will get to enjoy our little bit of silliness too! 😛
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Dee-light-fully weird…
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Thank you, Rae! 😛
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You have me smiling… which isn’t unusual
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I’m happy that we can get you smiling, Crispina. Makes our efforts very much worth it!
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And even that has me chuckling!
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LOL
Unfortunately, he didn’t die because when the assassin showed up among the crowd of people, everyone kept pushing, “Let me shoot him! No, let me, I am a better marksman!”
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Giving him ample time to make his escape. Yup, that’s the cold, hard truth of it. 😛
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😻
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Tell me this isn’t fiction. 😁
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If only I could! 😆
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Steven Seagal, the unthinking mans (h)action ‘star.’
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Perfectly put. 😛
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If only
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I’m totally with you there. 😄
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🤣
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😛
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🤣
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😆
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Lol
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😛
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