A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022
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Cool blog. And thanks for liking my post!
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You’re welcome. And thank you so much for visiting us too! 🙂
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Hahahaha.. truely wanted to follow a blog somewhat as what is being said in your bio.. Looking forward to read your writings 🙂
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We hope you enjoy your stay, Divya. There’s plenty here to take in! 🙂
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What the hell did I just stumble into? I LOVE IT. Great blog. I’m happy I came and that you liked one of my posts. I can’t wait to see what I find in here.
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We can’t wait to see what you think of it, Tommy! Thanks so much for visiting us! 😀
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Thanks for checking out my latest post! You have both officially intrigued me, and don’t worry, I’m not afraid of “fuck.” Don’t you hate it when you have to pass over submitting a story to a journal or site that has that annoying little “no strong language” note? I sit there and think, “My villain is a wife abusing alcoholic. If he can’t say fuck and son of a bitch nobody is going to believe he’s real, and then what the hell am I writing for?”
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You are SO right! That’s exactly how we feel about it too! And thank you for taking the time to read and comment. We really appreciate it! 😀
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Thanks dropping by http://wdfyfe.net/ WOW! You folks are incredible. i wish I had half your talent and energy. I overdosed on the first time through so I’m going to pause before I come back for more. Cheers!
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Aw, thanks so much! We’re glad you enjoyed your time here. Don’t be a stranger, y’hear? 😀
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THANK YOU for stopping by my blog – my first language is DANISH and I, too, like to write in English 🙂
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I must admit I’m envious of you folks who know more than one language. I’m trying to learn Ukrainian at the moment and BOY does my brain hurt! I’m sure Tati finds my attempts quite hilarious. 😛
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I’m blown away by your blog – it’s incredibly inventive and unique! ~Lisa
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Aw, thank you so much, Lisa. Please make yourself at home, okay? We love fans around here! 😀
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Many thanks for your like of the Valentine’s Day post on my blog. You have a very unique voice. Keep at it! Dianne
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Thank you, Dianne! Your support means a lot to us! 🙂
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English is not my native language but I still write in english🙈I also love to write fantasy and fiction. A lot people tell me that I should write in spanish becuase it’s my native language, but reading that I am not the only one inspires me to keep writing in english😉
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You really should write the way you want to, and if it’s in English then there is nothing wrong with that. And the more you write in English, the better you’ll be at it. Tati will attest to this. Ever since she has committed to writing in English, her mastery of it has improved in leaps and bounds. I am confident that the same can happen for you too! 🙂
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Love your frank and funny writing style…modest in a quirky bold way that makes me smile…shocking and honest. Look forward to reading more.
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We look forward to having you here more often, Sandie. Thank you for your kind words and support! 😀
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