A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!

TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022






hello!
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Hullo! 😀
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p.s. I love the title “Unbolt” (and your photos here). I’m bad w/ titles, but pretty good with words, sentences, even “labels,” pseudonyms, people and dogs, stick shifts — many things. But titles, no! Even worse w/ captions. It’s like I get stage fright. Anyway, thanks for liking my site, one of you… I’ll be sure to visit here often. Looks like fun.
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You sound like a lot of fun, CiCi! We’d love to have you here so please come back often, okay? 😀
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Speaking of so many fucks, do you have a brother named Karjan?
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Hm. I’m not sure that Tati has a brother named Karjan, or even that I do. Well… last time I checked anyway. 😛
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Thanks for the like Unbolt! I’m glad someone is reading my insomniac scribblings on philosophy and existential jibber-babbling.
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We’re all in this together, my friend. Thank you so much for visiting us too! We appreciate it. 🙂
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You could have licked your way out of a chocolate egg. And what a way to start life!
Thanks for visiting my site and liking “Omphalos”, and especially for bringing me here.
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Thank you for the tip, Nadia! When I get reincarnated into a chocolate egg then I’ll know what to do! I’m so glad you visited us! 😀
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Hey Unbolt – thanks for liking my post – you ROCK!
(for the (really fun stuff, dive deeper – Aug, Sept, Oct., etc 2005 was a wild time – then all the dying began in Oct. 2010 – and more stuff over there, and some up here, and, and, and…)
Shit. I need to get back to writing more. Thanks for the inspiration!
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Rock on, Casey. ROCK ON. (I had a read myself and I must say you can consider yourself followed.) 🙂
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Hi Tetiana. Thanks for liking my post about Strongbow’s Wife and the Abergavenny Massacre.
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Tati thanks you for your visit, Frank. Your support means a lot to us! 😀
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Ha ha i just found this bio! Keep the rats happy and enjoy the fucks! 🙂
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Ha ha ha ha ha! We most certainly will, Jeni! Thanks so much for visiting! 🙂
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Very interesting bios, proliferating with humor that’s hilariously entertaining. Anand Bose from Kerala.
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Thank you, Anand. We’re so glad you enjoy our sense of humour! 🙂
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Great work you have here! Can’t wait to explore more 😃Thanks for dropping by at my blog!
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And thank you for your support! We appreciate it very much! 🙂
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