About Us

A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!

So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!

TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)

Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!

My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.

So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!

Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!

Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me

TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)

I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.

Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)

Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)

Is that enough detail now?

Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me

Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me

What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…

Enjoy reading!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022

1,027 thoughts on “About Us”

  1. thank you for dropping by and liking one of my poems, guys! I’m new to blogging and even poetry so I appreciate it! 🙂 great work I’m seeing here! I’m gonna stick around and enjoy reading your work! thanks again, Unbolt! 😀

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    • You’re new to this whole game, eh? Oh my, you’re in for a real treat then! You’ll meet writers from all walks of life, and the more you write the more your writing will go from strength to strength… it’s a win/win situation all round really! 🙂

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  3. You stopped by my blog (and left a lovely Like), so I thought I would return the favor (just the neighborly thing to do!) This ABOUT page made me smile in so many ways. Yay for your impudence and the fresh spirit that threads its way through your site. I will be back!

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    • Aw, thank you, Deborah. It was very cool of you to visit us in our little corner of WordPress. So glad you liked what you saw. We’re looking forward to your return visit with us! We’ll get out the best china for ya! 🙂

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    • No, Tom, we’re going to take it as read that you recognise comic genius when you see it! Well, perhaps we’re not as funny as we like to think we are, but hey, we can dream. Thanks for visiting! 🙂

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  7. Hey Unbolt–thanks for taking a gander at my new blog and the like! I’m loving what I’ve seen here so far and will be back for more. P.s. Tetiana, the truth is, in fact, *laid* in your writings. 🙂

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