A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022
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Hello Tetina and Tony, I want to thank you for liking my newest story “The Prophercy. The Hope. and The Beginning.” I’m also not an English speaker, but I love to write in English.
Keep up with the writing! I find your works are amazing!
Again, thank you so much for reading my story!
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You’re very welcome. We enjoyed it! And thank you so much for your support. It’s much appreciated. 😀
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I’ve seen progress in freeing the language since I was younger. The internet pushed this along, and now, not only can we say fuck and shit, a Guardian article and an entire Web site are devoted to the word cunt.
Thank you for liking my poem!
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Thanks for dropping by, Alan. We really appreciate your support! And, yeah, it’s marvellous how we can now use words that were previously taboo, isn’t it? I guess it goes to show that language is a living, breathing, ever evolving thing…
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Hey Tony and Tetiana! I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award. Here it is: https://adarshakharel.wordpress.com/2016/08/01/the-sunshine-blogger-award/
Keep writing 🙂
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Aw, thanks so much! You honour us. Truly! 😀
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It is my pleasure, Tony! 🙂
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Hello, Tetiana and Tony 🙂 Wanted to thank you guys for liking my post Thy Eternal Summer shall not Fade
I found you that is how… and woah! Some great writing here… especially loved the story of the little miser 🙂 poignant, yet went in a not-so-serious tone!
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Hi Arjun. How are you? We wanna thank you for reading our stuff, and for taking the time to say hello. We really appreciate your support! 🙂
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Your english feels perfect to me, but then again, I hvnt yet read your articles 😉
And then man, Capt Hook? Really?!
Anyways, I already have this feeling that y’all are fun.
Good job in advance.
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What can I say? I love pirates. 😛 Thanks heaps for visiting with us! 😀
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Hey Tati and Tony! Thanks so much for the like on my post. It’s very encouraging to me. 🙂
Your blog is very interesting! Hope to see more amazing writings from you guys.
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Hey, thanks for visiting us. We appreciate your support very much! 😀
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How can I not like you, beautiful, brave, smart and unashamed. You’re a credit to femininity.
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Aaawww, thank you, Howard! Blush! (Oh, hang on… you meant Tati. Oops.) 😛
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Thank you, Howard!
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Thanks so much for liking my poems Edge and Wordspin. I put it out there never expecting any replies but when it does happen it sings and my heart is happy!
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You’re most welcome! 😀
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Hi, thanks so much for liking my post! You Rock!
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So do you, my friend. So do you! 😀
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You guys rock! Thanks for stopping by my site 🙂
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Aw, you rock for saying we rock, Elizabeth. Thank you for dropping by! 😀
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