A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022
unbolt me 
I like you guys! As to English not being a native language: Nabokov managed somehow, so did Joseph Conrad, and Pushkin, the father of modern Russian language (so they said at school), didn’t even know Russian until the age of 5 – так что, полный вперед, удачи!
BTW, English is my #4 language, in order of acquisition, so what?
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You know at least four languages?! My god! I am in awe of people who know more than one! 😀
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Thank you, but the credit is not mine; it came with the territory.
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Great intro! Welcome and fuck! 🙂
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Hee hee hee! It’s great to have you here. Fuck! 😛
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Interesting and open.
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As is your comment. Thanks so much for visiting with us! 🙂
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Thanks for your like of my post, “God’s Plan For The Ages;” you are very kind. I am now following your blog.
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You’re very welcome!
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You are both brilliant!!! Just finished reading ‘coffee room’…. I will never look at a tattoo the same way again!!! (have always been scared of cats anyway) Wow!!! More…more…more (need more cups of coffee)….I can read it over and over…it’s like watching the matrix.
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It’s like The Matrix but with fewer trench coats. Hee hee! 😛
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Are you both working on a sequel??? The story will continue…???
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Well, there will certainly be more Teti-à-Têtes, but I think they’ll take on the shape of whatever we need to “advertise” at the time. Hee hee! And as for Mooreeffoc, at this stage we figure it’s going to be a one-off. We do, however, have another exciting announcement coming in the next few days… 😛
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Yay!!!! looking forward to it!
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Thank you for reading and liking my story.
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You’re very welcome, Bryan. Thanks for visiting!
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Your Blog has now become one of those things I look forward to read everyday. The freedom in writing is quite nice !!
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Aw, thanks so much. That’s a real compliment that is! We hope you keep coming back for more because we most certainly enjoy writing it! 😀
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Interesting …love it!
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Thanks, Helen! Stick around. It gets hella fun! 😀
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Thank you for stopping by 🙂
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Thank you, Vonnie, for visiting us too! 🙂
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You guys have cool personalities. I like you already! 🙂
And your blog is really awesome…though you probably know that by now.
I’m following your blog now. 🙂
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Aw, thanks so much! Here… lemme just check out yours… 🙂
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Thanks for dropping by. I hope you enjoyed your stay. 🙂
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And more than that… I’ll be back! 😀
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