A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022
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You have such a fun way of engaging your readers. 😀 I’m exploring this blog now bit by bit! 🙂
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Aw, we hope you enjoy! 😀
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Do you draw by hand or by computer? Your art is terrific by the way
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I draw by hand with pencil on paper, and I colour it on the computer. And thank you! 😀
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@TonySingle I didn’t know you could do that. 😮 #IlliterateAndKnowsIt
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Illiterate? No way! You’re reading this so I reckon you’re not at all illiterate! 😀
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Many thanks for liking my post. I’m still excited about it… my first like
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Excitement is good! It’s fuel to do more! Congrats, Koena! 😀
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Thank you for your explanations Tony 🙂 English is not my mother language so maybe I have some troubles understanding your creations 🙂
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You’re very welcome, Elena. We want to thank you for visiting with us and reading our works anyway. We’re very grateful for your support!
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Can you blame me if I don’t really understand what this blog is about ? and I’m not joking
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Aw, no, Elena. We don’t blame you one bit! Basically, we write stories and poems and other things, and we put them up here for people like yourself to read. That’s us in a nutshell! Hope this helps!
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I’m a #FullSpectrum kinda person who uses all 64 crayons to colour her language. I’m fluent in fuckish and can incorporate ‘fuck’ into at least 12 words and still have them make sense.
Thank you for unbolting the fragile sensibilities of the masses. People should care more about what’s being said, not the words chosen to express it.
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Maggie, we couldn’t have put it better. We are totally with you. It’s not how it’s said. It’s the substance of the thing. Hear hear!
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Having J-diculties getting the bios to Press. But at least I get a WP screen as opposed to the “share” I tried to steal of “six words'” trenchant “always off-line” laff-a-lot. I must assume it’s I who am at fault since I live nowhere near geological slip-points. Tony, Tetiana: I will tour Wonderland soonest. But I have several shovels of fragrance to offload first – and knowing my universe I am sure several googleplexes (…xis?) of new rabbit warrens above their reluctant holes await my missteps.
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Yikes! Good luck with that! 😮
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Better self-loading shovel might be better, Tony, but I will take any luck left lying on the doorstep. Been having several bouts with colds lately – mayhap in species-revenge for having succumbed to “the needle” for influenza recently. Can not agree more with Maggie Lawson (just abaft of this comment) on what, not how, expressions are made. She strings together well her commentary. Little else worse than a casual contempt for where or why a word gets rode – who would willingly ride – except perhaps The Marquis’ proponents – a cattle prod. That is, of course, it is the only way to charge one’s peculiar cell.
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Nice to hear from you again, Rich! I’m sorry you’ve been battling a bit of ill health lately. I hope you’re feeling much much better soon!
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Thanks for the like oh my post, I look forward to reading your content~
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Hope you enjoy!
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Thanks for the Like on my post! To keep up on my daily cartoons, vlogs and interviews, please follow http://facebook.com/joshrachlis, http://instagram.com/joshrachlis, http://youtube.com/joshrachlis – And I could interview you sometime!
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You’re very welcome, Josh, and that sounds like an awesome idea! 😀
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I just saw this in “conversations”. I know that I’ve read it before, but it’s still just as funny. Once again, I chuckled through the entire post. 🙂
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Aw, thanks, Brenda! We’re very pleased to have you here! 😀
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