A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!
So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!
TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)
Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!
My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.
So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!
Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!
Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me
TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)
I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.
Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)
Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)
Is that enough detail now?
Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me
Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me
What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…
Enjoy reading!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022
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I stumbled in limericks the other day. Here are yours posted on Above the Noise:
Tony Limerick
I met an Aussie named Tony
one thing he’s not is a phony
when he writes a song
we all sing along
cause we know his song’s not bologna
Tati Limerick
I met a Ukrainian lass
imagination first class
when she wrote a word
it was surely absurd
on the floor laughing my ass
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Oh my god! This brought a huge grin to my face! Wait ’til Tati sees ’em! Thank you, Von!
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Thanks for the “Like” on my post about my Ireland trip entry – I hope you’ll enjoy what else I have!
Also, since nobody else has posted it yet (and because I believe there’s never a bad time to jam out to AC⚡DC), here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WVBEB8-wa0
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Oh my! So loud! Hee hee hee. 😛
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Thank you for Liking my post on my StoryYoga site. Wishing you much Peace, Light and Joy along your Unbolted Journey 🙂
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Thank you so much!
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Wow. I’m glad you stumbled on my blog, and led me here!
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We’re glad you visited with us. Thank you!
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Hi Tetiana, thanks for checking out my blog. I really like your poetry. Especially how you use things like for emphasis.
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And thank you so much for visiting with us, Eleanor. We really appreciate your kind words and support!
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me too english is not my native language but my naïve language 😛
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You seem to communicate in English quite well! Thanks for visiting with us! 🙂
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Writing is easier than speaking so so i choose to write
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I enjoy your blog and nominated you in the three day quote challenge… I don’t know if it will fit your blogging style, but I do think it deserve a mention. Participation is optional. See:https://zeal4living.com/2018/04/27/3-day-quote-challenge-day-3/ for details.
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Aw, thanks so much for this! Much appreciated! 😀
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It’s like Kirsten Dunst met some parallel universe me and made one of my fantasies work. TnT. That is something special and most fortunate.
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I’m grateful for Tati every day, I can tell you. Very very grateful!
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I’d read more of your blog, but I fear it would be like watching a virtual reality of my wishes. But, good for you two. I hope you stay good friends.
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Thank you! 🙂
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It’s nice to find some fellow followers of the Way of Jello! I’m thrilled and confused as I wander aimlessly through your blogs, but mostly entertained. You words good! If I get lost please send one of the rats to steer me back out. Thanks!
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No worries! It does mean I’ll have to use a whip and chair though… Not on you, mind. On the rat, of course!
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Unique blog & people. I’m lovin this!
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Aw, thanks!
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