* CROW 1: Amazon!
CROW 2: No, Barnes & Noble!
CROW 3: You’re idiots! iBookstore! I personally saw!
Who’s right? Actually, they all are. Our new book is available here, there, and everywhere.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
Time for more six word stories.
They were all written by you,
our dear readers. Oh my, yes!
We’ve finally posted them right here,
so don’t throat punch us, okay?
Such a long time to wait!
Story 1:
Six words can’t tell a story.
Story 2:
What’s more, there isn’t enough substance.
by Sheldon Kleeman
Story 3:
Clever! Thanks for making me laugh.
by Daal Praderas
Story 4:
There IS peace in love… Amen!
by Rjoherman
Story 5:
I have a single porpoise tooth.
Story 6:
Tuna Safe Dolphin Meat is good.
Story 7:
“Please kill me,” my clone whispered.
Story 8:
I think these pills work fast.
Story 9:
My umbilical noose is too tight.
by Epic Fantasy
Story 10:
Sharks are nice. Hey, my arm!
by Phoenix Risen Poetry
Story 11:
Phew, what an interesting looking blog!
by Andy Smart
Story 12:
Love tried to take me alive.
by Kelly in ya Belly
Story 13:
“Where in Hell?” “Yes, you are.”
by Malakki
Story 14:
“Please don’t go.” “Don’t let me.”
Story 15:
She was a killer without heels.
Story 16:
The heart untied the mind’s knot.
by Nandita Yata
Story 17:
If you die then you’re mine.
by Dom
Story 18:
Give me a break. I’m dying.
Story 19:
Can’t you see? I am dead.
by Taizo
Story 20:
Am I a burden to reply?
by Lauren
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
someone had a notion to peregrinate
that someone got potted, got someone else laid
i faked a riveted smile then poked my nose
resolutely into my tummy button
the passersby took their morbid snapshots
each burst extracting the soul from time
still i did not change my compromised pose
i had no use for these silly social critiques
i took a pen and unbolted my daybook
i wrote this heading: “how i lost my summer”
buried myself alive under the rose
in hopes of rising from the grave by fall
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
Sisterhood Forum International spokeswoman Mildred Tankard Smith was quoted as saying: “This is demeaning, inappropriate and troubling.”
Internationally acclaimed writer extraordinaire Tetiana Hennadiyivna Aleksina was quoted as saying: “Anyone care for a beer?”
Internationally maligned artistic ne’er-do-well Anthony James Single was quoted as saying: “I just like drawing boobies.”
Who cares if we’re about to be wildly improper? We don’t. It’s new Crumble Cult. It’s coming soon.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
