Zoos are too smelly.
You want earthy aromas?
Clean the litter tray!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
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Daddy Makes Sense of Humanity (Anti-Zoo Argument #3)
Zoos are too crowded.
Don’t want to be stuck in queues?
Visit a care home.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
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Daddy Makes Sense of Liberality (Anti-Zoo Argument #2)
Zoos are way too strict.
You want to feed nuts to trunks?
Go vacuum your room!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
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Daddy Makes Sense of Economics (Anti-Zoo Argument #1)
Zoos are too costly.
You want to see gorillas?
Just watch the neighbours!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
