dear mice: stop shitting
in my toaster and I will
put away my traps
by THE FIXER
© All rights reserved 2022
dear mice: stop shitting
in my toaster and I will
put away my traps
by THE FIXER
© All rights reserved 2022
Zoos are way too strict.
You want to feed nuts to trunks?
Go vacuum your room!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
Zoos are too costly.
You want to see gorillas?
Just watch the neighbours!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019
Please tell me, what would you do
if you were confined in a zoo
and all of the animals
from lizards to camels
strolled around pointing at you?
Now tell me, how would you feel,
if you were encased behind steel
while the chimpanzees
watched your antics with glee
and laughed at you eating your meal?
So, what if the tables were turned?
It’s time the corrupted ones learned
just like human beings
those creatures have feelings
and all of us should be concerned.
Inspired by the Government’s recent faux pas (how’s that for an understatement?) over the sentience of animals.
by JANE PATERSON BASIL
© All rights reserved 2017