Tag Archives: Human body

vanity & cat flaps (life hack furballs)

it’s called youtube
& i alone understand that
you use it to put videos on
mostly of the kitty variety

but this here is called mytube
& on it i’ll do whatever i please
i’ll use it to post shower videos
look at me getting into a lather!

& now here are my bits
scrubbed all nice & clean
can you see how they sparkle
more than the glint of a kitty’s brown eye

& now here are my hairy bits
combed all nice & neat
can you see how silky they are
more than a kitty’s licked ball sack

& now here are all of the bits
tucked away all nice & tidy
can you see how they nestle
more than a kitty in big ass cleavage

& now let’s look & see
which videos ring the most bells
& get the coveted thumbs up
down to the lowest common denominator

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2024

100 WORD SKITTLE // Pranayama

It’s hard to breathe with your feet. After all, they’re usually pressed to the ground. You can’t run, jump or dangle them all the time. That’s why you can sneeze and choke.

Same with your hands. They’re so eager to roam around and touch everything. But you’re doomed to wash them repeatedly, trying to keep them clean. That’s why you can splutter and suffocate.

Same with your arse. (We’ll trust you with the reasoning on this.)

So, it’s better to pull your nose out of others’ business and use that for breathing instead. Hasn’t it been Nature’s plan all along?

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2022