don your ranchin’ hats
& egos big as texas
clacky bone spur clack
red white & blue howdy do
how proud your mamas

shoot from the hip, boys
show ’em loud how real man does
ding them plank & nuts
dominate with all-day wood
how proud your mamas

the sick & the dead
yee’all off your goddam heads
the sick & the dead
rootin’ tootin’ off the ledge
how proud your mamas

wear them freedom sores
bear each one with conviction
yell & discognate
boycott thems transgender mice
how proud your mamas

all shart of the deal
quake that emo veepee couch
fellute the muskrat
kiss his orange anal ring
how proud your mamas

the sick & the dead
yee’all off your goddam heads
the sick & the dead
rootin’ tootin’ off the ledge
how proud your mamas