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Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
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Fanx, GT! 😀
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ouy are elcomew!
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I loved this…all over sharing and all. Found it a bit too funny.
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Thank you, Deb! I’m glad you enjoyed it. Tati will be pleased to hear this! 🙂
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This was beautiful!
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I completely agree! 🙂
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Great place for inspired writing – well the john/crapper/head…whatever.
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Crapper? Oh, Mamma Mia! I love you already, John! 😀
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Yes, I did! That is an integral part of the process 🙂
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(Well… OK… To be honest… I’m dying to see the result of this process) 😛
P.S. Oh, dear me… I mean a writing, of course
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~”I am carving… Fate Line. Line of Fame… The Universe shuddered. I came!”~
Those verses made me thought of Strauss’ “Also Sprach Zarathustra” 🙂
All my best wishes to you, Unbolt! Aquileana ⭐
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OMG! I’m floored by your analogy!
Thank you!! What a honor!
(I should re-listen this masterpiece!) 😛
Unbolt, your friend with a carved line of love ❤
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I love your comment back to me! …. ❤ Thanks my friend…. Much love to you! Aquileana 😀
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Thank you, Aquileana ❤
I'm proud of my community!
My friends are my real treasures here, not my writings!
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People do lots of different things while typing. Listening to the radio. Drinking a cup of coffee. Masturbating. It’s all quite normal. But cutting? Now that’s something else! (Who will clean up the blood?) 😛
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LOL! Don’t worry, Tony!
Every drop will not be spilled in vain!
Another cup of thee…
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Cheers! 😛
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Wait a sec – masturbating while typing? Wow, that is so ambidextrous!
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Julius Caesar looks at you with astonishment…
Two actions at the same time… What a trifle! 😛
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Alas, it’s not a skill that I’ve been able to master. I can only do one thing at a time. I’m simple that way. 😦
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LOL! Don’t despair, Tony!
Practice makes perfect!
Just try… try… again and again…
Writing and… and… and drinking tea for the start!
I believe in your success!
I believe that you’ll be able to combine more complicated things very soon!
For example – writing and hmmm… wagging 😛
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Yes, very true! I should never give up! If I keep trying then perhaps one day I’ll be able to do two (maybe even three) things at once. I’ll start with typing and… cleaning my teeth. That seems easier than the other thing! 😛
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Ladies and Gentlemens!
Yesterday I discovered that this sweet blogger have deleted own sweet blog…
Oh… how pity! Probably, now you will not be able to learn what I’m doing ‘while typing is oversharing’ :)))))
But you can ask me if you want 😉
Ok. Blessing you, narcopathcrusher! Amen!
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and telling people you masturbate while typing is oversharing
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OK. Feel free. Please, do it!
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I disagree
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Masturbating whilst typing? A veritable skill of the highest order! How can this not be shared? Someone remind me please, isn’t the process of blogging primarily (possibly totally) about sharing?
I once wrote a draft post whilst sitting on a crapper in a department store. A most inspirational location!
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Oh, yeah, that’s the whole point!
We all are voyeurs and exhibitionists here… more or less. Ambidexterity is very welcome!
A crapper post? LOL 😛
May I ask you… ahem… ahem… No! I changed my mind.
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