The last word, I added in vain.
“Are you a fool, baby? Or is it hungover syndrome, baby? Is it serviceable? Yes? You should read the rules at least once. Exchanges are impossible!” He looked at me crossly. “Tux? Schrodinger’s cat? Alfred Pennyworth? Take these instructions and get out! I’m busy!”
I didn’t have the strength for the scandal of this argument. I took the white brochure and plodded to my room at a snail’s pace.
I’m sure only Dummies read manuals… I felt like a mentally retarded person as I started to page through the brochure. Introduction. Getting started. I decided to start at ‘appendices’.
Appendix A, ‘The Dream-book’. A hookah… A spliff… There was nothing about Cthulhu, octopuses and ‘to zohavat’. I checked Appendix A twice. I felt I was struggling mentally… A leap ‘A visit from grandma or take part in a swingers party.’ Now, I would agree with both variants, and I would even agree to combining them… I would agree to anything except for Cthulhu!
I opened Appendix B. ‘The 10 Commandments’. Thou shalt have no other pillows. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy pillow. Thou shalt not take vengeance on thy pillow. Thou shalt not kill thy pillow.
I gasped. What bullshit?!
Suddenly it dawned on me. They are kidding me! It’s April Fools’ Day! Our office inherited this silly tradition from the Research Institute that was here before us. (to be continued)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
Ooooh how I wonder how the story will continue? 🙂
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There is a time for everything 😉
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yeah but im old and well….. I dont have as much left
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OK, my dearest ‘old man’…
I hasten!
(Stop to say bullshit, Walt! Are you old? Enough to make a cat laugh!)
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Oh dear please take your time, i got a few more years left and your worth waiting a lifetime for ❤
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