Why can’t you get it,
you weedy-brained gardener,
with a rusty can
dripping with dirty water
full of stinking pesticides?
I feed on poison.
My roots become sturdier.
I feed on poison.
My mucus becomes denser.
I feed on poison, dumbass!
You never got it,
you weedy-lived gardener.
The only poison
that’s mortiferous for me…
Pure water. (He had sweet brains.)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
My special thanks to Tony Single
for his endless patience
and profound knowledge of irregular verbs!
unbolt me 
Made me think, smirk and definitely relate! Well done!!!
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Tati’s words have a way of doing this, that’s for sure. Thanks for visiting, KP! 🙂
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Reblogged this on wwwpalfitness and commented:
A seriously excellent writer here. Check out the blog.
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OMG… Paul, thank you again, thank you so much!
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I only feed on pure water who would of thought
Thank you for visiting
As always Sheldon
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Thank you, Sheldon ❤
Your every visit is a holiday for me…
Your Tia (always with pure water and thoughts.)
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Today is brought to you by the word “mortiferous” (and your sharp as dinner knives poem)
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Aww… you really know how to make me swoon from pleasure.
(It was good luck that I didn’t hold in hand my sharp poem! It could be… yes… mortiferous.) 😛
Thank you!
Oh… suddenly I realized that I don’t get your new posts via my email. I even supposed that I unfollowed you by chance. No… all is OK. Strange.
Hey, WP guys! What the hell?!
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wordpress likes to create a sense of queasy imbalance amongst its users I think – I have found myself “unsubscribed” from peoples blogs before with no memory of it
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It’s an awful thing, actually… someone can take this with understanding.
But someone can take this very much to heart 😥
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Why do I have the feeling that this will make a great opening for a Stephen King horror novel?
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Stephen King, Interview for High Times (1981)
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So that’s why… 😉
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Hush! (don’t blab the main secret of creating a world bestseller) 😛
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Yes, love is better than hate. Always. Cool message, Tati! (And, shucks, it’s always a pleasure to help you out. It’s no more than what you already do for me!) 😀
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Thank you, Tony!
(Hmmm… I guess that potentials of love and hate are approximately equal. It’s only a matter of a personal choice, isn’t it?) 😛
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Exactly. I think I’ll choose… love! 😀
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I think… me either
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Excellent. Really enjoyed.
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Thank you so much, Alan!
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Awesome work my sweet ❤
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Thank you, Walt ❤
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Your welcome and I always love your work! ❤️
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Ha! I love it! Hats off to my Mad Hatter! 🙂
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YAY! Thank you ❤
(I often wonder… who you are… Caterpillar? Dodo?
Gryphon or Cheshire Cat?) 😛
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