Red:
Once upon a time
you sought to make me jibbly,
like a high strung cat
in a room of rocking chairs.
Yeah, to catch me unawares.
Gray:
I’m a decent Wolf
with noble, argent frosting.
I’m a devotee
of traditional virtues
and classical demerits.
Red:
Ogled all you want
then got mad ’cos I don’t care,
big bad Mr Wolf.
No matter how hard you tried.
Stalking while I kept my stride.
Gray:
I consume infants
exclusively on Shabbat,
with Benedictions,
exalted piety, and
the moral standards of tales.
Red:
Bitch, you’re not hearing!
What’s with the home invasion?
You’re not welcome here
and no one eats my Grandma.
Yeah, I know you’re not her. Ha!
Gray:
What is this I hear?
Auh! Such a churl young lady!
Tell your melamed
he must do his work better!
Spare the rod and spoil the child!
Red:
Dolt! Isn’t the rod
more fun? Discipline is hot,
but you’re psychotic!
I don’t date nutters, you know.
You can never have me. Go!
Gray:
Aaron’s rod devours
the other rods… oh! Honey,
may we change a pose?
This danged tail rubs sore my ass!
Next time you’ll be Gray, OK?
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015
unbolt me 
Long time since I featured on your guest posts. Hope my work isn’t boring now.
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OMFG… No! Of course no-o-o-o-o! 😯
Your works are brilliant and stunning, and you’re always the most welcome guest here! P.S. Yeah, I understood your hint 😉
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Well I actually didnt hint at anything xD
But sure if you want to put me on your guest posts
Why not
Im the last person who’ll complain 😉
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Oh my , you two are making your own fairy tales so fine , so very fine ! Love you , megxxx
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Meg, you’re a treasure! I’m so glad that our little fairy tales keep you enchanted. We’re certainly having a lot of fun creating them! 😀
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I’m going to take a wild guess that you got inspired by the little red riding hood?
Or was this a dream?
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It was Tati’s idea to do something with a Little Red Riding Hood theme. And then it was her idea to take on Gray’s (the wolf) voice. I found it quite interesting trying to take on Little Red’s voice. 😛
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Fantastic my friend. You did a good job.
🙂
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Thank you, sir! 🙂
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Such a perfection of dialog. A masterpiece of cinematic poetry.
Love it my friend. 🙂
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Thank you very much, Charlie. We had enormous fun writing this! 🙂
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I’m so proud of you my friend. 🙂
P.S Got a new poem up, check it out…I know you’ll love it, maybe. 🙂
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Ooh! You can expect a visit from me very soon… 😀
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Just love the dialog between the two
Just great stuff
I will have to come back and read it again
There’s just to much to take it in all at once
I bet if you two could put actual voice to this piece
It would be a real gasser
The Sheldon Perspective
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Oh, now that’s an amazing idea! I’d love to produce an audio rendition of this! What do you think, Tati? 😉
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I hear the big bad wolf even when I don’t see anyone.
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Damn, that’s gotta be tough, I’m thinking. 😦
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Sometimes it is and other times I know it’s my wild imagination
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Yes, the imagination can certainly be its own wild beast, that’s for sure.
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That’s so cheeky. Loved every word. Cooking supper is proving tricky after reading this.
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Ha ha ha! Then we’ve done our job, pixieannie! 😉
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and then some, with sprinkles on top.
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Ha ha ha! What can I say? We believe in feasts around here, pixieannie. 😛 (Love your site by the way. You can consider me a follower from now on.) 🙂
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Thank you. Make yourself at home. Be careful though, I’m a tad eccentric and ever such a little bit bonkers. I’m currently trying to fashion something out of padlocks…. enough said.
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Sounds intriguing! 😛
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Slightly heavier than I had anticipated.
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You’re red.
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I had a feeling there was no way we were going to fool you, Candice. 😉
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It worked really well T.
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Thank you, Candice, and thank you for taking the time to visit and say so! 😀
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Always. I love both of your work ♡
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Bad Wolf … 😉
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Yes, I wrote one role and Tati wrote the other. Guess which was which?
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Inspired, original and made me smile. Thank you.
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Thanks so much, Talia! It was certainly a lot of fun for us to collaborate on! 😀
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