1 Another year, another wrinkle in the face of Father Time. Moses certainly feels like that mythical figure, sans the wings, scythe and hourglass of course. 2 He sits on the porch in a rocking chair, smoking his pipe and keeping a watchful gaze over the two children playing in the sandbox nearby. 3 Gershom and Eliezer are still quite young. They’re the apples of their mother’s eye, and admittedly their father’s too. The fruit of their collective loins you could say.
4 Look at the cheeky scamps. They play so well together!
5 Moses allows himself an indulgent smile… and then sees the unthinkable.
6 Eliezer’s holding an object over a bucket in which the bubbling water is turning red. Gershom is parting that same water with another object. 7 His looks strangely like a… a phallus?! What the hell?! If that’s the very dildo that Moses tried to present Zipporah with some years ago 8 then the object in Eliezer’s hand must be the artificial va… 9 Oh my God! It’s Zipporah’s gift to Moses!
10 “Hey, you filthy ruffians! You’re not allowed to rummage through our… adult stuff! Children don’t play with parents’ toys! Gershom! Eliezer! Are you listening, Eliezer?”
11 The cute little boy Eliezer, the angel with gold ringlets, slowly turns to Moses. He smiles a disarming smile and, loudly and quite clearly, says one four-letter word. 12 Moses’s jaw goes slack.
13 Yeah, I guess he’s right. That is what you’d call it… Still, little boys shouldn’t use such profanity!
14 Moses is so shocked that his eyes remain fixed open. AH-CHOO!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
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“Your stories are metaphorically terrifying; not to mention Gershom and Eliezer are the real names of Moses’ children and Jethro’s daughter, his wife ….. I’ve no doubt you’ve studied the bible but the terrifying thing is: what do you actually see when reading it? I dread to think.” Henry York.
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Truthfully? We see fodder for a bunch of cool stories to tell. It’s as simple as that really. 😛
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Ha! An open-eyed sneeze! That’s brilliant! That idea first came to me when I was driving about 80 mph on a dark highway boxed in tightly between two huge trucks on both sides of me and another in front and another in back. I had a sneezing fit with my eyes open because one false move would have been fatal.
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Yikes! Definitely the moment to develop an ability to sneeze eyes wide open if ever I struck one! That must have been the most surreal experience! 😛
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😂😂😂😂 Children, huh?
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Lol awesome and very very creative. Love it!!
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Hee hee! Thanks heaps, Jodine! 😛
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C’est la vie.
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Yes indeed. They grow up so fast, don’t they? There’s no stopping it. 😥
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I always think an open eyed sneeze would come in handy when I’m driving.
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Well, there’d certainly be less traffic accidents, wouldn’t there? 😛
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For sure!
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Four letters you say? Quite the puzzler…i am stumped as to what he said. 😉
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Hee hee. Yes, I can’t possibly imagine what was said either, what with being a clean-living innocent and all… 😉
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Reblogged this on chithankalai.
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Thanks so much. This is very cool of you! 😀
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This makes me think I’m not blogging properly!
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Hee hee hee! No, I’m sure you’re doing just fine. In fact, we might be the ones who aren’t doing it right, perverted souls that we are… 😛
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That’s where the good stuff was
My parents chest of drawers
Great read guys
The Sheldon Perspective
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Thanks so much, Sheldon! 🙂
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