Oops!… We Did It Again (charcot thresholder (shower daze))

Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)

Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.

We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*

If, however, for some reason you’re unable to buy one of our books, and feel you’ll die without seeing this piece of writing, then please contact us via admin@unbolt.me. We won’t allow our Dear Readers to fade away in the dark. We’ll send you the piece in question, and it will be absolutely free. All you need do is ask.

* Of course, we would be like two happy puppies if you too decided to buy one of our books.

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016-2018

57 thoughts on “Oops!… We Did It Again (charcot thresholder (shower daze))”

  1. Beautifully crafted and original. I like the idea of comparing growing up with taking a cold shower. Also, I like the concision of this poem where just a few words can express so much. Love the last two lines. Very powerful ending.

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  4. Soak your heals
    While your SOUL shivers in fear
    God is that a mouth full
    Although I’m still hungry
    What’s for desert
    I hope it’s whipped and cream
    Uncle Ben’s perverted rice for sure
    the Sheldon Perspective

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  9. Tetiana? Aleksina … lot of trouble!

    Or…

    Tetiana!- Alec’s in… a lotta trouble…
    Or

    Hi. I am a… wacko. Good thing this is the NET. I am possibly disturbed… and amourous- OMG! ………. Tetiana, tell me.. Tell me you are not Ukrainian and female. Ay! Oh no. I love Ukrainian women. Dah, just as surely as “Yah labloo morozhna schokolad”, I am part “Pyccknn”…

    Don’t say you are Russian!! That is hard on my blood pressure.. Its not a crush thing.. Its called a SMOOSH.. a feeling of well being Miss that you exist!

    Oops. I did not guard my heart ❤
    You are worth it

    You must be
    Your name is so pret- I.. Gotta go 😮

    C ya
    Write on- you rock

    I have a gf
    She kind of likes me
    Boo!! Hahaha
    So I flirt
    Oh well

    Haha

    Bog bless you

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    • Hi there, SS. Sounds like you’ve fallen hard! Tati is indeed Ukrainian and a woman… just like many folks from that part of the world. Hee hee! But, yes, she is pretty special. We wanna thank you for visiting us and checking out our writings. Very cool of you, sir! 😀

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    • I make squillions but that’s not nearly as much a billions, so I’m afraid I’m currently suffering a bout of ‘moolah envy’. And the heart and soul thing… I covet that too. Oh, how I covet! 😛

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