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To get a lost one back…. tea, of course.
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Tea is definitely a warming and soothing drink for those who wish to make peace, don’t you find? 🙂
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Read it again. Too clever with the ‘limply’. You crushed him with style and intelligent humor.
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She loves to play with dual meanings, so it’s very cool you picked up on that. 😀
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That’s good work.
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It is, isn’t it? Tati always seems to hit it out of the park, that’s for sure. 🙂
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And when I swallowed it, I just loved it….
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Negative comments
stick in my teeth
like strings of meat
should I swallow
or spit.
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Oh, now that is one of the most creative comments we’ve ever had! Thanks for reading, Julie! 😀
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Lime works better 🙂
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I’ve heard that too… 😛
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😀
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Tati needs some vanilla ice cream 🙂
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It would help her to chill. 😛
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I tried a bottle of Tequila one night to get rid of someone….and it worked!! No lemon though…just straight up shots!! lol…
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This makes me wonder what one would drink if one wanted to get a lost love back? 😛
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Got me on that one!! LOL ..:) T.
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Hee hee hee! 😛
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Had to reread it a few times… first run, I thought you were talking about our president-elect. lol.
Very nice! 🙂
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Funnily enough, I can actually see that angle, TC. Thanks for reading! 😛
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Great imagery! A lemon really is hard to swallow!
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Hee hee! Well, I guess if one is trying to get the whole thing down one’s gullet, then it is! 😛
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True haha!
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Hee hee! 😛
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