Poor Santa. Year after year he thinks of everyone else but no one thinks of him. He delivers gifts by the sack load to a gazillion billion entitled ingrates, and do they thank him? Hell, no! If someone catches him shimmying down their chimney on Christmas Eve, they punch him in the mouth and have him arrested!
He doesn’t even get given Christmas cards. Not a single one. Only an angry letter from some guy named Tony. No wonder Santa doesn’t feel loved. No wonder he wants to quit being Santa. But it’s okay, Santa, we still love you. There’s always next year.
Merry Christmas, Santa.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
unbolt me 
Poor Santa! I bet he doesn’t even get good cookies these days.
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Not even a Milk Arrowroot or anything! 😦
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I sent him one I did I did xxx
Happy Noel to you mad types in the Ukraine and the Colonies (oops…!!) xxx
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Hee hee hee! You’re being cheeky! Happy Noel to you and Mark, Chris! 😛
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Merry Christmas, Santa! =P
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Santa sends his most heartfelt thank yous, Goh! 😛
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And Merry Christmas to you to😃
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And to you, my friend! 😀
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You are not alone!
☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
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Merry Christmas Sweet face and Tati. Blessings hugs and kisses to you both keep up the great work.
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May your Christmas and New Year be everything you could ever hope for and more! 😀
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Thank you sweetface same to you
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You can always use the Canadian postal code H0H 0H0 (usually mistakenly written H0 H0 H0) to cheer him up.
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Oh my god! Is that really the postal code for Canada? I really hope so because that’s funny! 😛
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I am not making it up. Isn’t is amazing that a government corporation has a sense of humour and appreciates creativity. Canada’s postal code for those not familiar with this sparsely populated country is Letter, Number Letter – Number, Letter, Number. For mathematicians, combining base 10 with base 26. Postal codes move from east to west with Newfoundland starting things off with A1A 1A1 and British Columbia using V** *** then moving north to the 3 territories: Yukon, Northwest Territories and the most recently formed Nunavut.
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That is SO freaking cool, Jasper. I bet Tati will geek out over this too. Thanks for sharing this with us! 🙂
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Since you believe I’m not making it up, you can put the full address in your address book:
Santa and Mrs Claus
North Pole,
Canada, H0H 0H0
Rudolph (aka Red nosed Reindeer)
C/O Santa Claus
North Pole, Canada, H0H 0H0
P. S. No postage required if you live in Canada and you will get a reply.
Merry Christmas
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I am definitely going to have to try this, Jasper. Thanks! 😀
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*hugs*
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Hugs! Hope you have a fantastic Christmas, M. Rock the hell out of it! 😀
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Will do my best. Pinky Promise! 😉 Thank you, T. It is just a holiday although everyday is a gift. ❤ Adore you guys!
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We adore you, M.! WOOHOO! 😀
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Aww! ❤🙊
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Funny! Do you know that as a child (as part of tradition) I would leave a handmade Christmas card for Santa, along with cookies and a glass of milk on the table on Christmas Eve just before going to bed… The next morning, of course, they’d all be gone! LOL 🙂
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I bet Santa really appreciated it, Jonathan. Maybe you can do the same for him this Christmas? I bet that would really get him in the feels, yes? 😉
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Yes! And I just happen to have cookies and milk! LOL 🙂 Merry Christmas to you, my friend!
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Things arent going well for Rudolph, Blitzen, Dasher and the rest as well. Heard Santa might go Uber next year. Lmao
Merry Christmas, Tony!
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Merry Christmas, Siknee! I think Santa might relish not having to be the driver for a change. 😉
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