Tati as TATI
Tony as TONY
ACT 10 SCENE 2
THROUGH THE BLOWING HOLE
Tony comes into the room with a sad face.
TONY: I have news.
Tati blows soap bubbles from a little bubble wand.
TONY: Actually, it’s two pieces of news. Which first? Do you want the good news or the bad news?
TATI: Start with the good.
TONY: Okay, well… Ray gave Mooreeffoc five stars and wrote a brilliant review.
Tati continues to blow bubbles. It looks like she’s trying to get a very big one, but it bursts every time. Tony looks quite annoyed.
TONY: Tati?
TATI: Yes, I’ve heard.
She continues to blow. When another bubble bursts, she says crossly…
TATI: So, shoot! Give me your bad news!
TONY: Ray then gave One Pulse one star and wrote a… well, less brilliant review.
Tati has switched tactics now. She’s begun to blow as many small bubbles as possible.
TATI: Yes, I got you the first time. What’s the bad news?
Tony looks embarrassed. The bubbles have begun clinging to his head. He now looks like Bozo the Clown with frothy hair.
TONY: Five stars. One star. Good news. Bad news. I guess it’s all the same to you, huh?
TATI: If we want only five star reviews, we should ask our moms to write them.
TONY: But don’t we want that? Five star reviews make us look good, and hopefully we sell more copies that way.
TATI: Dunderhead! Every opinion counts! Even the ones we prefer to forget. How else can we improve?
Tati looks musingly at all the bubbles floating around.
TATI: And no one can accuse us that all our reviews are written by friends and family members. Sycophants!
Tati’s gaze settles on Tony and his ridiculous clown hair.
TATI: By the way, you need more shampoo.
She holds up an empty shampoo bottle and wiggles it in Tony’s face.
Tony tries to speak, but only bubbles come from his mouth. Each one floats towards Tati and pops, revealing a letter. They spell out…
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
unbolt me 
I really like your illustrations.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Aw, thank you! I really appreciate that!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Very original way to deliver your message , I really like it , very nice job and also funny 😂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you so much! Blush! 😛
LikeLiked by 2 people
You are Welcome , I will probably keep coming back for more 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
Tati’s attitude is really cute and positive
LikeLiked by 3 people
Correct on both counts! Thanks for reading! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh nice, crazy but with a point
Friggin epic grade
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hee hee! Fanks! 😛
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hi Tetiana, thank you for taking a moment to stop by
LikeLiked by 2 people
And thanks for visiting us here! 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
Okay, so how come this is the first Teti-á-Tête I am reading?? 😂 THIS WAS VERY CUTE AND HILARIOUS! An AMAZING combination!!!!
And nice one Tati! Only our “mommies” can give us a glittering A+ in EVERY DAMN THING WE DO! 😂😂😂 (except cleaning our rooms!! 😂)
HAHHAHAHAA!! DUNDERHEAD!! 😂😂 Now that’s a very good nickname!
I ENJOYED IT A LOTTT!!!
(P.S. I AM ALWAYS THIS EXCITED. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! 😆😆😉)
LikeLiked by 2 people
I’m so glad you’ve discovered it now. And there are even more for you to check out as well! How cool is that? 😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
As cool as the iceberg that hit Titanic! 😉😉 Will surely check ’em out! 😁
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks for the laugh Tony…
LikeLiked by 2 people
You’re very welcome! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very funny. At least Tony does not look like the clown from IT!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Holy cow, is that guy ever freaky deak! 😮
LikeLiked by 2 people
Loved this so much! I often annoy my husband too, with the good news or the bad news scenario. I’m forever blowing bubbles too. Sigh!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hee hee! Hopefully not frothy bubbles of madness? 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person