Tati as TATI
Tony as TONY
ACT 11 SCENE 7
MONEY BURNING A HOLE IN MY POCKET
Tati is reading an advertising booklet.
TATI: (calling out) Is $22 worth much in today’s economy?
TONY: (from another room) I have no idea. Depends on which economy!
TATI: (to herself) We should drink away our first income.
TONY: I heard that! And, no, we shouldn’t!
Tony enters the room, a disapproving look on his face. Tati holds up the booklet for him to see.
TATI: Look. Hennessy VS 0.5l, Gift Pack for $22!
TONY: NO! What the hell is wrong with you? Are you some kinda lush?
Tati pouts, then her face lights up as something else comes to mind.
TATI : We should spend it on something nice like… HATS! We can buy hats for doves in the park.
Tony does a massive facepalm.
TATI: (a little less convincingly) For the sake of their heads… So the sun doesn’t cook them?
TONY: Jesus. What is the difference between drinking away this money and buying headwear for birds?
Tati pouts again.
TONY: (ruefully) Well, I guess the birds would benefit more than your liver…
TATI: Fine. What do you reckon we should do with the first income from our Patreon page?
Hey, Dear Readers, would you like to read more? Would you like to know how wisely Tati and Tony disposed of their $22? Then why not pop on over here? We’d love for you to see the hard work we’ve done on our new Patreon page. There’s no entrance fee, we promise!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017
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Hee hee! Then our evil work is done! 😉
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haha pour one here as well 😛
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Bottoms up! Glug glug glug! 😛
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Woohooo 🙂
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‘Depends on which economy’… 😂😂😂
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😛
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I felt pretty high and mighty until I remembered that I won 20$ on a 1$ scratch-and-win today and spent it on an 8 pack.
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Hee hee! We all have our weaknesses! 😉
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Hee hee “we should drink away our first income!” Love it! Another absolutely great post from the fabulous minds of unbolt me!
Oh and SERIOUSLY, please pop over to their Patron page! Lot’s of great things to explore – no not belly-button link, that’s over on mine, BUT the chance to help these two realize their dreams and knowing that y’all helped them do that is beyond the measure of mere words! Go forth unbolt me minions! Go forth and let’s take over the universe! We’ll, at least in our minds! Lady Anne ^^ö^^
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Lady Anne, you’ve got us both blushing like crazy here. Thank you so much for all your support! You ROCK! 😀
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Great conversation and new page. Money well spent. 🙂
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Thanks, Sarah Ann! We’re so happy about it that we cannot stop dancing a jig! 😛
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