TATI: “Hup, hup!” I remember this one, Tony!
TONY: You do? I guess that means you like it, huh?
TATI: Yes, I do! I even remember we wrote a little silly poem for this picture. Do you remember it?
TONY: “Three little Soldiers stand in a row,
Two stand straight and the other bends low.
Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think?
Off pops her halter, quick as a wink.
Bless them and their tiny bazooms,
Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms.
Four little Soldiers ready to blow,
To make sweet jiggy and war not sow.”
TATI: Hee hee hee… exactly. Well, now I’m going to be deadly serious. Where are their epaulettes?
TONY: Eppa—what? I’m not sure what you mean.
TATI: And I’m not sure about ‘bazooms’ and ‘vavooms’.
TONY: Well. Erm. Ahem. Why don’t you just google those, Tati?
TATI: So google ‘epaulette’ and don’t ask questions!
TONY: Okay! Okay! Yeesh…
TATI: Have you served in the military?
TONY: I’m relieved to say that I haven’t.
TATI: I won’t blame you for that. Neither have I. What inspired you to draw this image? Why soldiers?
TONY: There’s a British sitcom that I absolutely adore called Toast of London. It has an opening title sequence that features marching girls, and it’s such a striking visual that I wanted to draw my own version of it.
TATI: Do you consider military girls sexy?
TONY: Generally, no. I don’t have a weird fetish for them or anything. I just like these particular military girls. There’s something undeniably sexy about the way they march across the screen in their bearskin hats and brief bikinis. And there’s something oddly compelling about their flat chests too.
TATI: Poor bears! I protest!
TONY: Well, you have a point there. Those hats are made from the skins of real American black bears. It’s a bit cruel to be sure.
TATI: A bit?! It’s outrageously cruel!
TONY: Yes, a poor choice of word on my part…
Tati runs away, leaving a thick dust trail behind her. Tony blinks in confusion.
TONY: I’ll never understand this flighty girl…
Tati rushes back with a piece of paper and shoves it under Tony’s nose. He blinks some more.
TONY: Erm… what is this?
TATI: A petition! Sign it! Now!
TONY: What’s it for? To get more flat chested women on telly?
Tati hits Tony over the head with the petition. He gives her a confused look.
TONY: What?! It’s a worthy cause!
TATI: Will you sign it or not?
TONY: Fine! Razzin’ frazzin’…
Tony begrudgingly signs the petition. Tati then snatches it from his hand and rushes out the door. He calls after her.
TONY: So… can I post my drawing on our blog?
Faintly, Tati’s voice comes from far away.
TATI: Not on your nelly!
Tony smiles to himself.
TONY: Did she say more flat chested women on telly? I think so. Excellent!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2018
unbolt me 
Love this poetry!
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Aw, thank you!
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Just Say No!
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Preach it! 😛
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No Way!!
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Well coming from Warhol… It’s almost NOT suprising!! LOL!! Don’t get me wrong I love Warhol…wrote reviews on his bios, articles on my blog but it’s just so what he wanted, give the art back to the people!! A lot of people don’t realise what POP ART means…. Warhol was a genius at what he was dong but also as managing his own brand and his character..In fact, he was the charcter he needed to be.. Sorry using much space here..It’s your turf! It’s just ..lol.. Don’t get me started on Warhol!!! I love the guy!
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He knew his hustle, didn’t he! He rocked! 🙂
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U Bet!
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this made me laugh😂
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Hee hee! We’re so glad it did! 😛
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I agree with you Tony. I’ve always found that marching girls with flat chests are usually in an incredible fit condition where they can be a great companion in any overtly active sport. And those bearskin hats could easily be substituted for chipmunk ears sewn together. Chipmunks are usually too busy chewing on their nuts to listen to small talk anyway. They won’t miss the ears so positively endearing on a marching girl’s head.
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Chipmunk ears! SO FREAKIN’ ADORABLE! 😛
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Tickly too 🙂
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Well, I met my absurdity quota for the Fourth of July. And.. where is that petition? Is it to prevent marching women with rifles from hunting black bears while wearing one of their cousins on their head?
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Now, that sounds like the petition to sign! 😉
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BTW: You might take a look at a post I just wrote called “Tony Meets Branson.” :)))
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Hoo yes! I definitely enjoyed that! And the one on Tati too!
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Omg, I *love* this!!!
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Thanks so much! 😀
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Nice pun on the Button angle. Sadly, I’m poor and feeling the need to tell you I heard part of the soundbite from the $22 milestone. It hurt my brain so stopped it. Cheers,H
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Yes, his voice is rather… erm, ‘trying’ on the ears, isn’t it? 😛
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”Art is anything you can get away with”- Andy Warhol
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I adore that definition, Tobe. I’m surprised I’ve never heard it before, so thank you for introducing me to it! 😀
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Great quote.
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Nice!
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Thanks! 😀
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