12 thoughts on “EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SANTA’S REINDEER BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO ASK // Six Word Story #66”
Question: How does Santa fit all the presents inside a small bag?
Answer: It is bigger on the inside.
Question: How old is Santa?
Answer: Very.
Question: How does he deliver all the presents in one night?
Answer: By getting inside the children’s homes. Every single one of them. At the same time.
Conclusion: Santa is a Time Lord!
Joke: Probably repeated over 10,000 times already.
Action: Still going to post it because I am funny.
But he could have made off with the narwhal. Think of the ransom with that length of ivory. On the other hand, with a creature as horny as that, who wants to be found.
Gosh, we must be skeltering into the Christmas environs. My thoughts are slithering into places best not visited. I blame Santa, cos he only comes once a year
Question: How does Santa fit all the presents inside a small bag?
Answer: It is bigger on the inside.
Question: How old is Santa?
Answer: Very.
Question: How does he deliver all the presents in one night?
Answer: By getting inside the children’s homes. Every single one of them. At the same time.
Conclusion: Santa is a Time Lord!
Joke: Probably repeated over 10,000 times already.
Action: Still going to post it because I am funny.
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Well, I’m laughing! 😛
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Good one. 🙂
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Fanks, Jen! 😉
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Vixen vexes others with her personality.
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Ha, now that’s at least as good as the one we’ve come up with for Vixen. Nice one, trE! 😛
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Thank you! I love when you guys do the six word posts. Lol.
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They’re so much fun! I don’t think there’ll ever be a time where we won’t do ’em. 🙂
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Good deal. Yes they are fun, indeed!
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But he could have made off with the narwhal. Think of the ransom with that length of ivory. On the other hand, with a creature as horny as that, who wants to be found.
Gosh, we must be skeltering into the Christmas environs. My thoughts are slithering into places best not visited. I blame Santa, cos he only comes once a year
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But Santa visits so many people, so… he surely must come more than once a year. AHEM. Anyway, moving on, Tony… My brain. Yeesh! 😛
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I did once accuse him of that… but he just turned over, exhausted, and went to sleep.
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