I threw that huge pink diamond into the corner and swore.
“What? Trash again! Not what I need!”
“Forgive me, Mr Tutin,” mewled Prump. “It’s the best in my collection!”
“I don’t need sissy luxury shit! Give me a tough, solid, male piece of crap! Like a horse!” I shook my fist in his dopey face. “Give me an Adonis of the horse world and I’ll happily ride its brains out!”
Prump went over and picked up the diamond, blew the dust off, then pocketed it.
“Some people prefer unicorns, you know,” he huffed sulkily before leaving the Gremlin library.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021
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Ah yes. I remeber the two great Presidents of the modern era. Mr. Prump from United States of Rumerica and Mr. Tutin from Aussia.
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You know your political history, I see! 😜😉
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Ah, the Gremlin library, nothing works out there! Crisp little tale …
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Thank you, Dave! And, yeah, it’s a pretty unreliable institution for sure! 😆😜
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Well, I can trade diamonds for anything. Give me a ring!😉
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One ring coming right up! 😆
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