Today I dreamt that I’d crapped my pants off. Yes, pants full of warm, steamy poo down around my ankles. The kind of poo that comes out of you like toothpaste from a tube.
Being an optimist, I googled what good things this could mean. Scrolling through dozens of sites revealed meanings from ‘Problems with money should be anticipated’ to ‘Your financial status will significantly improve in the near future’.
Naturally, none of these happened. I’m a performing circus chimp with clown pants. I don’t need money, just a nice big banana to provide that extra roughage my diet needs.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2023
unbolt me 
Your dreams are strange like mine!
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It must be why we get along like a house on fire! 😋
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🙂 Could be!
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Oh no and what does it mean if you cat poops at the end of your bed where she sleeps?! Yikes
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That she’s hoping for more fish fingers? 😛
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Sounds about right😂
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Good thing it was just a dream but oh my goodness! 😂😁
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Imagine if it had been real… 😮
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Oh my! 😱😂
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It still means lots of money, even for a circus monkey. LOL
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And more bananas he can buy! 😛
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True.
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What a fart warming story?
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😆🤣
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This was pretty funny, thank you.
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You’re very welcome, Patrick! 😋
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