…I woke up on a big heap of rotten beetroot and zucchini. It had a terrible stink… No! It was more than that — a hellish stink! I coughed and tried to open my eyes.
I was in semi-darkness… though a few minutes later my eyes adjusted to it. But, I wasn’t too happy with the picture I saw. And the main reason for this was the goon who was sitting on the wooden box opposite me. He looked sore, and his feathers were shabby and mucky. “He doesn’t look kosher…” Why do such stupid thoughts come to mind at times like this? Is it a self-defense mechanism when confronting madness?
Fuck! Yesterday I had relished the sterling French accent of my Chilperic as he entreated me to be more prudent, to not have common affairs with this hillbilly Henry… I didn’t listen to him, unfortunately… At that moment, the choice of my eyeliner’s color to pair with my evening dress had been more important to me… I was a fool! Stupid chicken! I tried to recall the previous evening. It was still a fog in my memory, just a gray and sticky fog… Suddenly, I recalled.
A howitzer!
It had begun with a conversation about the howitzer barrel aimed at the banquet! (to be continued)
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
My special thanks to the one and only Cyan Ryan,
a great friend and an excellent editor,
for grammar corrections and improvements this essay!
Colour me intrigued! I can’t wait to see what happens next… 🙂
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I’ll be teasing you, Tony…
You’ll be burnt by your curiosity 😛
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Ha! I love this, and I thought everyone kept a howitzer by the front door! — Alice ♥
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Aww… thank you, Alice!
Be sure, it’s only the start of big fun 😉
Mad Hatter
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Big-Fun under the Big-Top! Have a wonderful weekend, enjoy your time!
Alice 🍸
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Same to you, Alice ❤
Big-Hat-Hatter
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This looks promising. I like where it’s going.
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Fasten your seat belts, Rumpel!
Our fairy tale is begun 😉
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Yayy! Let your story flow, my dear storyteller. 😊
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Holy Howitzers!! lol
Love it Unbolt, very fun story! 😀
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Indeed – Holy Howitzers 😀
Thanks, Ry!
Very amusing video 🙂
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Intriguing!
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Thank you!
I hope, I’ll not disappoint you later! 🙂
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Oh my ❤ !! I so love your stories and so proud of you for sharing them with the world!! You always have amazed me in every beautiful way my sweet!
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Thank you, Walt ❤
You’re always so kind to me…
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Your always so great my ❤
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