Incredible points. Solid arguments. Keep up the amazing work.
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— lucianagillies
Is that a command? Or did a spider suddenly skitter across your keyboard? Anyway, this is one of the best pep talks we’ve ever gotten!
Fuck
— Tati & Tony (Thankful Tome Ticklers & Bookmark Bangers of Alliterative Notability)
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The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesn’t fail me as much as this particular one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, nonetheless I genuinely believed you would have something useful to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of moaning about something you could possibly fix if you were not too busy seeking attention.
— Top Online Marketing Companies
The very next time we read a comment, we hope that it doesn’t fail us as much as this particular one. We mean, we know it was our choice to read, nonetheless we genuinely believed you would have something useful to talk about. All we hear is a bunch of moaning about something you could possibly fix if you were not too busy seeking attention. (We’re kidding, of course. This comment was pulled out of the Spam folder. What else could we expect?)
— Tati & Tony (Two Creators Who Are a Bit Salty with Random Passive Aggressive Spam)
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Greetings! Very useful advice in this particular article! It is the little changes which will make the biggest changes. Thanks a lot for sharing!
— Fencing Posts Near Me
Cheers! Very useful comment in this particular article! It is the little words which will make the biggest lack of sense. Thanks for… well, nothing?
— Tati & Tony (Two Super Bemused Fencing Post & Pole Dancing Inspectors)
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Hi, this is Julia. I am sending you my intimate photos as I promised.
— arode
Hi, Julia! Thanks for the X-rays of your coccyx. They’re really exciting but may we suggest you consult a trauma specialist instead? (And we prefer CT images anyway. They’re sexier.)
— Tati & Tony (Epic Epicurists of Erotic Medical Imaging in Search of the Perfect Stapes)
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Don’t disregard to factor in the costs and benefits to your loved ones close-mouthed friends and classification as amply as deal with associates who are feigned by way of your baleful behaviour.
— SaturasIntagorgo
Dear SaturasIntagorgo,
There are certainly benefits to using our loved ones and close-mouthed friends to cover up our baleful deeds, and we never miss an opportunity. We always wear gloves with their fingerprints on them, and carry samples of their DNA (they’ll think twice about spitting in our faces next time!).
Right now we’re going to sneak into the kitchen and commit another crime of the century—pick the chocolate chips out of all the cookies—and none of the proof we leave behind will point to us. (Of course, we could do this after our loved ones and close-mouthed friends unlock the closet where they’ve detained us because they’ve decided to overlook our baleful behaviour.)
— Tati & Tony (Two Astonished Miscreants Who Cannot Believe That a Close-mouthed Person Can Even Spit)
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