River’s swathe swelled for rain’s seed.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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Tag Archives: Nonsense
GOSPEL NATURA // Six Word Story #56
The sky drooled and came rain.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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GOSPEL NATURA // Six Word Story #55
Earth tempted the sky with tulips.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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BUT IS IT POETRY? // the last mission (fel-de-se)
bird pierced horizon
somewhere between trees and clouds
spilling rainy nails
a man in a hood
hopes to join them tomorrow
stuffing a nail bomb
TONY: So, Tati, are you advocating terrorism now?
TATI: Huh?
TONY: A man in a hood stuffing a nail bomb. That’s pretty potent imagery right there, my friend.
TATI: And where’s the logic, my friend? Is everything I see something I advocate and enjoy? Is this the case for you?
TONY: Well, no, but I didn’t write a poem about it. It seems like something that was on your mind at least…
TATI: But you write about masturbating and depression. I don’t think you’re fan of such activities.
TONY: I’m a fan of one of them, but yeah, I take your point. So, what was your intention when you wrote this poem then?
TATI: A fan? Do you like depressive shit?
TONY: You’re dodging the question. No fair!
TATI: And everyone pretends that they don’t get you’re a fist fucker.
TONY: Ahem. I think we were talking about you and terrorism, not my sexual proclivities!
TATI: Next question, Jerry.
TONY: My name’s not Jerry!
TATI: Gosh, Oprah, you’re as dull as a holey galosh.
TONY: Oh, thank you so very much. That’s a lovely goddam thing to say! Jesus.
TATI: A galosh in glasses.
TONY: Fine. I’m a galosh in fucking glasses. This interview is over!
TATI: Really? Okay, Oprah. Then till next time, take care of yourselves and each other!
TONY: Jerry Springer signs off with that. Not Oprah! And there’s only one of me here!
TATI: Aw, boo hoo hoo! Go to Oprah!
TONY: What the hell?! Tati, are you stuck between TV channels?
TATI: Shall I punch you goodbye?
TONY: What’s gotten into you lately? You’ve been acting like a… well, a terrorist!
TATI: Aw, Tony, don’t you see I’m trying to raise our readership? Your dull interviewing technique would send even my grandma to sleep in two seconds flat!
TONY: Oh, so you’re proposing to thump each other over the head with our chairs, is that right? That’s your grand solution?!
TATI: And what is your proposition?
TONY: I don’t know. None of this has gone the way I planned. I think I might just go and take a nap.
TATI: Typical Tony!
TONY: What? What have I done now?
TATI: Just go. Meanwhile, I will think of the next ‘But is it Art?’ questions.
TONY: Don’t expect me to be a cooperative interviewee then. Feh!
Dear readers, don’t touch that dial… and stay tuned for more!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2018
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THE CRUMBCAST // Unremarkable Words (But They’re Mine)
As promised, I’m back with a new episode of The Crumbcast.
Believe me, I haven’t been wasting time. In fact, I’ve been doing a lot of work on me. I’ve been moulding myself into a blue-eyed, muscle-bound adonis with curly, golden hair and a honeyed voice that will make your ears orgasm. I’ve been learning French, Argentine tango and how to poach eggs. (Steal ’em or cook ’em?)
Okay, now that I’m the worthy hero of your dreams, you ladies can start showering me with your lacy panties. And you blokes too, if you’re that way inclined. Hell, I belong on the cover of romance novels everywhere! Someone give me a book deal!
What? You don’t believe me? You say I’m still a sad old sap with wild hair, spindly limbs and a pot belly? That even my voice makes crows want to nosedive into a field of landmines? That my writings are your worst nightmare? Not to mention the quality of my eggs…
Ahem.
Okay, fine. So I’m still the same me I’ve always been. It isn’t easy to please everybody. And I only become a parody of my already absurd self whenever I try to. Living up to the expectations of others is definitely not recommended, and that’s something I touch on in this episode.
Anyway, I’m back, and I kinda hope y’all have missed me… even if just a little bit.
PS: To listen to the podcast in question then please click on that picture down there. To view the comic strip that my rambling centres around, then please click here. Yes, it’s real magic in the digital world, I tells ya! No pesky sciencey stuff here!
PPS: Oops. Since this post went live, I’ve recorded this episode a second time. You can read the reasons for me doing so here. Sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused, but I feel it was for the better. Honest!
by TONY SINGLE (with help from TETIANA ALEKSINA)
© All rights reserved 2019
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