And he said, “For you, my Daughter, I have the best gift. An unique one. You’ll have the voice of a siren.”
“But I am a siren, Father!” Confusion was writ across her face. “I lured a bonny sailor to his death this very morn!”
“It adds not to one’s fame to send men to their doom. Try to save at least one life to tell the two things apart.”
And so her voice sounded like a warning siren from that day forth. And she saved many men from burning houses in the middle of the ocean. It was weird.