Tag Archives: Zoos

Daddy Makes Sense of Sleep (Anti-Zoo Postscript)

Don’t challenge daddy.
Just wait for his daily nap
then run to the zoo!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019

Daddy Makes Sense of Scents (Anti-Zoo Argument #4)

Zoos are too smelly.
You want earthy aromas?
Clean the litter tray!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019

Daddy Makes Sense of Humanity (Anti-Zoo Argument #3)

Zoos are too crowded.
Don’t want to be stuck in queues?
Visit a care home.

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019

Daddy Makes Sense of Liberality (Anti-Zoo Argument #2)

Zoos are way too strict.
You want to feed nuts to trunks?
Go vacuum your room!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019

Daddy Makes Sense of Economics (Anti-Zoo Argument #1)

Zoos are too costly.
You want to see gorillas?
Just watch the neighbours!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2019