Forgive me, Father, for I have committed a patricide!
…It was an ordinary day. It was an ordinary day except for one fact. It was the day when I became unindentured. I became unrigged.
I started my daily morning ceremony with a special pleasure. It is just beautiful to do some boring and routine things before the most important action in your life. I put a derby on fire. I gargled my gullet. I threw out a pesky gnome from my kitchen through the door. After a minute he climbed up into the window… My perfect morning ceremony! I will miss this! But I must do this spurt. I must leave this purgatory. It was not ambivalent feelings. It was the pure and clear realization of truth. I must go.
I went down to the hall. I greeted madam Sienna, a seamstress in our parish. She is a good and very kind woman… She always presented to me broken needles and bended pins for my little hobby. I opened the door and came into the confessional room.
Forgive me, Father…
I wiped my knife on his cassock and stepped over his body. I became free.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
On similar lines, many of us do our whatever’s and take a dip in the holy Ganga!
Sin free😄 … unTil next time!
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Hee hee! Thanks for reading and commenting. We appreciate your terrific sense of humour and support! 🙂
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Oh my! You have been busy, haven’t you! 😛
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Yeap! But now I’m free and ready for the new feats! 😛
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Hopefully with a lot less stabbing! LOL! 😉
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Don’t like stabbing?
What about a bow with arrows, a gun… or do you prefer a gulp of poison?
I have a huge arsenal :))))
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There’s so much to choose from! I’m spoiled for choice… 😉
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Whatever you will choose… a deadly delight is guaranteed… or a delighted death. Hmmmm…
I’m not too sure 😉
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