1 A real gaga. Dumb-ass! I should have zonked him twice!
2 Mercilessly, Zipporah batters the walnuts with her new dildo. Bang! Bang! 3 They’re blameless of course but she doesn’t care. 4 Bits of shells sprinkle about like muted confetti, mixed up with nutmeat similar to tiny, mummified brains. Bang! 5 These walnuts look brainier that her hypochondriac croaker of a husband.
6 Zipporah stops bashing. 7 She smiles to herself, lowering the dildo. 8 There is something she can do with this situation. Yes, there could be a way to turn it all around. 9 Zipporah throws a light shawl over her shoulders, puts the dildo in her handbag, and sweeps out of the mageireío. 10 It’s time to visit the tektōn.
11 He gives me a mere dipstick? I’ll show him where he can put it!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016
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Thanks for sharing story about Moses and the Open Eyed Sneeze (Chapter Two)
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You’re very welcome, Vikash. It was a lot of fun to tell! 😀
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‘There’s something she can do with this situation, yes.’ Don’t know why this reminds me with my inner self 😂 Awesome post, mate 🙂
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We’re quite pleased that you like it and that you can relate. Thanks heaps! 😀
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You’re most welcomed 🙂
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Someone’s got issues. 😊
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Ha ha ha! Yes, perhaps you’re right, Fraggle. 😛
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