Global warming had started neither here nor there. In fact, it wasn’t really happening at all. It was merely a bunch of hot air caused by a combination of baked beans and massively bearded Vikings farting.
They’d scratch their prodigiously hairy balls before getting out safety razors to shave them with. Their scrotums needed to be shaved carefully so that sparks from the friction wouldn’t set off a fire that burned away the Earth’s atmosphere and everything on it!
Unsurprisingly, that Once Upon a Time that was stored in the freezer began to melt, spoil, turning into a disappointing denouement.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2018
unbolt me 
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haha! nice
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Glad you liked! 🙂
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You’re Welcome to you both.. I read many and enjoyed… One about autumn and green leaves one piqued my interest a little although maybe i could have seen it the wrong way..hopefully not haha
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That’s the beauty of stuff like this. You get to read it however you want! Pretty cool really! And so cool to be visited by you! 😀
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exactly! i love that about art. reveals other peoples perspectives …gives you a glimpse of the workings in their heads… its an intriguing thing
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Haha, funny and original as you usually are. I wonder how Donald Trump and all those climate change deniers would react to your story.
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They would probably call it ‘alternative facts’. 😛
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Sure.
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Quite graphical and funny.
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Thank you! 😉
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Hahaaaa…. I don’t know wtf this is, but I love it. Bookmarked. Thx
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We love your vote of confidence, my friend. That you decided to bookmark in spite of not knowing what this is speaks very highly of your adventurous nature! 😀
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Sometimes I walk aimlessly forgetting who or where. Then from out of no where come a spark of friction to wake me up. The electricity of your words or that tug to say I’m here where are you. I miss you guys but its hard to do screen time these days because of Migraine Central
That’s a whole together time zone. You both take it Any way you can get it cause getting is the hardest part,
Briefly Yours, Roger Wrong Way
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Hey, Sheldon! This way! No no no… Not over there. Over here! (We’ll take a visit from you any way we can get it, my friend.) 🙂
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Hey Tony
Glad to see you
I hope all is well
Briefly Yours
Roger Wrongway
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Everything’s terrific, Shall-Do! (‘Shall-Do’ because we believe there’s nothing you can’t do. You ROCK.) 😀
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Hi, thanks for visiting my post! And wow, your writing is hilarious!!!! Ta!
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Aw, fanks! 😛
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Funny but beautiful!
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Thank you so much!
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