I announce your letter for letter all over and over, but its euphonious medicament cannot eject my breast.
— RunakMl
— RunakMl
This is the first consumer complaint we’ve ever gotten, so you can colour us surprised! Neither Wonder Woman nor Lady Gaga have reported issues with ejecting their breasts while using our particular brand of ‘euphonious medicament’ (to use your words). Of course, if you’re completely unhappy with the results, we’d be happy to refund your money. Naturally, we’d first need to ensure that you’ve followed the enclosed instruction leaflet to the letter. For maximum breastal ejectage, the rigorous steps and safety standards outlined therein must be strictly adhered to. Even with our patented and FDA approved aural ointment, expelling mammary glands from one’s own person is still not an exact science. Thank you for alerting us to the issue you’ve had with ejecting your breast. We’re sorry that you’ve been unable as of yet to attain the flat-chested results you desire. Perhaps if you rubbed some more on? You can always contact us again if the problem persists.
— Tati & Tony (Qualified Pharmaceutical Noise Wizards of Breastacular Evacuations)
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I was there for the uphonious medicament breast eject in 92… (shudders) I can’t think of anything since except perhaps the “got milk” movement…
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Oh god. I remember that too. 😛
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Unbolt.me Complaints Dept. goes tits up?
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Ha! Very well played! 😉
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LMAO! I love your sense of humor.
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Aw, thank you! We love your nice comment. 🙂
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