I announce your letter for letter all over and over, but its euphonious medicament cannot eject my breast.
— RunakMl
— RunakMl
This is the first consumer complaint we’ve ever gotten, so you can colour us surprised! Neither Wonder Woman nor Lady Gaga have reported issues with ejecting their breasts while using our particular brand of ‘euphonious medicament’ (to use your words). Of course, if you’re completely unhappy with the results, we’d be happy to refund your money. Naturally, we’d first need to ensure that you’ve followed the enclosed instruction leaflet to the letter. For maximum breastal ejectage, the rigorous steps and safety standards outlined therein must be strictly adhered to. Even with our patented and FDA approved aural ointment, expelling mammary glands from one’s own person is still not an exact science. Thank you for alerting us to the issue you’ve had with ejecting your breast. We’re sorry that you’ve been unable as of yet to attain the flat-chested results you desire. Perhaps if you rubbed some more on? You can always contact us again if the problem persists.
— Tati & Tony (Qualified Pharmaceutical Noise Wizards of Breastacular Evacuations)
Ejaculating breast! Well done. That is all haha!😂😂
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Oh my! Ejaculating breasts?! Now that’s something different altogether! 😮
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Haha i realized only after i hit send thats not what it said. Haha oh well either way.
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Hee hee, it’s all good! It’s an amusing mental image, I must admit. 😛
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Agreed
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 best yet. Or rather breast yet I suppose 🙄
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Hee hee hee. 😛
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Where can i get some i have several people who would love to try it as they have tried almostceverything else
Thanks
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Hang on… I’ll take a look down the back of my couch. Lots of things get lost there… 😛
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Too funny!!! 😀
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Fanks!
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Absolutely hilarious. 🙂
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We’re so glad it tickled your funny bone! 🙂
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😂
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😛
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Y’alles are too funny!
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Hee hee. Thank you so much! 😛
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Haaaa! Absolutely love it! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thank you, good sir! 😉
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😂😂lmao
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Hee hee. 😛
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Yea.
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WOOT! 😛
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😂😂
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😛
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