I was the Walrus
who fought with the Carpenter.
(His workmanship sucked.)
But I should have held my tongue
—he turned me into oyster!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
I was the Walrus
who fought with the Carpenter.
(His workmanship sucked.)
But I should have held my tongue
—he turned me into oyster!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
unbolt me 
glory to the oyster whose words will deliver us from evil
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Amen. 😜
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Poor oyster/walrus. Still, sounds about right for what businesses do to the poor these days.
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I’m pretty much in agreement with you there!
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Technically, oysters are not fully sentient. I prefer to eat my veg rather than meat but I eat oysters just to annoy those e’vegan’alists.
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I didn’t know that about oysters! Just shows you how clueless I am about stuff, I’m afraid… As for eating ’em to annoy a certain group of people… yet another reason why I like you, sir! 😉
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but all the oysters get eaten…
>_<
It's especially sad in the game, American Mcgee's Alice
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They do indeed! 😛
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Pearls of wisdom.
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We certainly try! 😊
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haha that doesn’t sound like the Jesus I know but that’s another conversation 🙂
How are you guys? How’s the new year treating you?
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Hee hee! We’re both doing pretty alright at the moment! And you? 😊
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Oh I am so glad to hear that. 😊
I’m okay, thanks. (Feeling pretty grateful we were not directly affected by the fires!)
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I’m grateful that you weren’t either! It’s been an awful summer for sure!
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You should have stayed clammed up.
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Hee hee. 😛
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And that’s the reason why, you can understand, that I could never eat a friend.
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That’s a totally reasonable… well, reason, James! 😛
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