It was the blackest black. The roundest round. Nothing in the known universe could match its immaculateness. He stepped back and admired his handiwork one more time. If only someone else had been here to witness this monumental moment…
Darnel closed the toilet lid.
He reached out to flush, but stopped halfway. No way could he do this. It’d be a culture crime. Like splashing acid onto the Mona Lisa’s face. Like scratching ‘fuck’ on the ancient stone foundation of an Egyptian pyramid.
Darnel opened the toilet lid.
What to do? Oh! Instagram it! The world could thank him later.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2020
OMG please don’t Instagram it!LOL
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Okay, we’ll put it on Twitter instead. 😛
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LOL!!!
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Beauty, isn’t it all in the as-oops, eyes of the beholder?
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No, you got it right the first time. The ass! 😛
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Love it. 🙂
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Fanks! 😀
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🙂
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Thid made me laugh. So good.
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We’re so glad it did, Bojana! The world really needs a little laughter right now. 😀
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Absofuckinglutely.
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Calling Dr. Freud, STAT.
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He’d have a field day with this! 😉
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Ping! Ping! Bingo! A lovely verbal dump…
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Hee hee. Thank you, Skiterry! 😛
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Lmao
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😂
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and I can believe it!
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Yup indeedy! 😜
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Your mind is incredible and goes where none have gone before 😁😁😁😁
Well, I bet a few guys have actually done this.😊
❤️
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Maybe even a few women! 😂
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Yes, maybe a few women who were into aesthetics 😊❤️
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🤣
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I love this. Made my day! 😄😂
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Toilet humour makes the world go round! 😊
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A lot of us would be constipated (in more ways than one) if it didn’t! 😁
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