About Us

A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!

So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!

TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)

Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!

My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.

So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!

Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!

Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me

TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)

I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.

Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)

Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)

Is that enough detail now?

Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me

Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me

What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…

Enjoy reading!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022

1,027 thoughts on “About Us”

  1. Oh I have just had a look at your about and the story about the miser and his shed but now I can’t find it to say how much it reminded me of me. And thanks for finding my poems – there are more but they are thrown all over the blog until I feel like filing them away in the left hand column.

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    • Oh… truly? Are you a miser?
      WOW… You’re such a self-critical and honest guy 😛
      Thank you for reading my scribble… I’ll find your poems, be sure 😉

      Please, take good care and don’t forget to ventilate your dark shed 😛

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  2. Te devuelvo la visita. Gracias por visitar mi blog (no sé escribir en inglés, espero que tú sí sepas algo de español). Saludos desde Oviedo.

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    • You’re welcome! I’m so glad to see you!
      Thank you for visiting ❤
      Always the warmest wishes from Ukraine!

      De nada! Estoy tan contenta de verte!
      Gracias por visitar ❤
      Siempre los mejores deseos de Ucrania!

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  4. You seem to write poetry that can be appreciated by people who don’t like poetry. (Yes, that’s a compliment.) I have no idea what to expect by following you, and that’s why I’m doing it.

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    • Awww… ^^’
      Thank you, Aquileana ❤ ❤ ❤
      Why? Hmmm… I guess, this bolt head (and my nickname also) is a symbol of my 'unlocking'… my decision to show my writings on my blog.

      My warmest wishes,
      your bolt head with a human face 😛

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