About Us

A ‘T’ on its own doesn’t seem too dangerous, but add another one and you’ll get an explosive chemical reaction. Yes, like TNT we make a noise, and that’s exactly the kind of thing we love to do! You see, we’re a strange international duo that doesn’t care much for good manners. We prefer our Ukrainian and Australian creative sensibilities to clash in a big way, to make big words and big bangs, and we love people to watch!

So, let us introduce ourselves properly. While it’s true we’re shameless exhibitionists of the literary kind, we also like to think there’s a bit more to us than that. Yes, we’re great lovers of kittens, sushi, and orderly queues too! Read on to find out more biographical (but not biodegradable) nuggets of awesomeness like that!

TETIANA ALEKSINA
(aka Unbolt)

Hmmm… What do you want to know about me? My bio? OK!

My bio is laid inside my writings… or is lied. I’m not too sure. Yes, guys, English isn’t my native language, but I have the impudence to write in English anyway.

So, I’m an amateur writer. Surrealism, absurdism, horror, fantasy and poems. You’re welcome! I’m ready for your reprimands and devastating criticism. Let’s go! Fire!

Um… yep. Last but not least, I also use foul language. You may occasionally stumble over something that looks like ‘fuck’, so be careful and watch your step!

Being a true introvert, Tati hates correspondence, but you can take your chances here: tati@unbolt.me

TONY SINGLE
(aka The Janitor)

I’m pretty sure I sprang from a womb then got all growed up and big. And then I started writing and drawing things. The end.

Oh. You want more? Hm. Then why not take a look around and marvel at the sophisticated wordplay on offer? (And maybe read my stuff too.)

Tati lets me stay as long as I keep the plants fed and the rats out of the cellar. So far negotiations with the rats are going fine. (Just gotta wait for them to come back and untie me.) I’m staying away from the plants though. (They may be carnivorous.)

Is that enough detail now?

Tony enjoys correspondence, so anyone who wishes to contact him can happily do so here: tony@unbolt.me

Or you can contact us both here: admin@unbolt.me

What? Are you still here? Seriously, you need to go and explore Unbolt Me right now. Why? Because it’s simply too brilliant to ignore! Oh, and please keep one thing in mind above all else…

Enjoy reading!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2014-2022

1,027 thoughts on “About Us”

  1. Well I’ve enjoyed your “unbolting” and have found it rather “unbolting” for myself, personally … but now is when I’ve finally read “about you!” I feel like saying, “Nice to meet you!” And once again, great site!

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    • YAY! New post was done! 😛
      LOL… Yes, it’s so nice to meet you, Jonathan! 😀
      Thank you very much… I put a part of my soul into my site. I’m happy that my efforts weren’t unnoticed by my dearest readers. I proud of my community. Thank you, Jonathan… thank you, that you’re here.

      Sincerely yours,
      Unbolt/Tia/Tati/Teti/Mad Hatter (any variant which makes you feel good) 😛

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  2. Thank you for dropping by at Hyperion Sturm. Hope you’ll visit often. In the mean time, I think I’ve found a very good place to hang out. So much excitement in this chest of words. 🙂

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  8. Hi Unbolt. Truly great to meet you. I like to hear what others really think and not hold back. Thank you for calling by and wanting to follow my poetry adventures. And for liking my latest poems Loyalty! The Pledge! and Mortality! So bring it on! Peace and Best Wishes. The Foureyed Poet.

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    • Oh, thank you, Foureyed Poet!
      I’m really happy to meet you too 🙂
      I love your poetry and your exclamation marks 😛
      Please, take good care and have a great week!

      Talk to you soon,
      your Unbolt

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  9. I will ensure that I am wearing my hazmat suit so that when I do happen to stumble an unanticipated four letter word I will not be too negatively impacted. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy the day! 🙂

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  10. Я не розумію, як так багато людей так добре англійською мовою, і більшість людей в Австралії не може говорити на будь-якому іншому мовою,
    YA ne rozumiyu, yak tak bahato lyudey tak dobre anhliysʹkoyu movoyu, i bilʹshistʹ lyudey v Avstraliyi ne mozhe hovoryty na budʹ-yakomu inshomu movoyu,
    It is clever of Mr Google to say it like that.

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    • This world became compact and fast, John. Time and space became packed.
      We became much more close to each other. We should understand each other, shouldn’t we? Well, you’re lucky, guys 😛
      You’re free from sweating over irregular verbs and your freaking pronunciation 🙂

      Здоровенькі були!

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